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「 愛就像 藍天白雲晴空萬裡 突然暴風雨。」- 答案,楊坤&郭采潔。

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愛就像 藍天白雲
晴空萬裡 突然暴風雨。
- 答案,楊坤&郭采潔

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| M L P S Q U A D |

[ innocent bub, the sun in teletubbies, kinky fishnet guy,
mama bear, vegetable sexual, one rich fucker,
fellow peoplefucker, gay with yanjun, feisty ying, 

huba, b-o-o-g-i-e, s** store guy, xi-kanken, fish testicles ]


FELLOW PEOPLEFUCKER
ok what the fuck is
going on with yuyuan

S** STORE GUY
wdym dude

FELLOW PEOPLEFUCKER
the other when i just decided to drop by her
house, she didn't open the door and she instead
kept like peeking at me from the window??

FELLOW PEOPLEFUCKER
oh and don't even get me started on how she has a
fucking fire axe and a glass bottle of Heineken and
matchsticks

FELLOW PEOPLEFUCKER
and when i finally knocked on the
door, she let me in and closed the door
almost immediately and gave me a
really rusty crowbar?????

FELLOW PEOPLEFUCKER
she also said that i was one of the only
ones that she can trust in this world during
this zombie apocalypse even though i'm an
annoying fuckboy?????

HUBA
she's probably just ate one of xikan's
candies again just like last week.

ONE RICH FUCKER
that's probably not it since
uh xikan's also been acting like
that so-

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