Envisage || BTS

11

Imagine Bangtan having a random group chat.

RETARDS™

taehyung 👽 :
hyungs we're out of
toilet paper

taehyung 👽 :
go buy some for moi

jin 👑 :
Mnot home tae

jimin 🌶:
IM WITH JIMIN HIHIHI
HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI

yoongi 🐢 :
the fuck

jimin 🌶:
Me and hobi hyung are
at an interview

namjoon 👓 :
im at the studio

taehyung 👽 :
who the fuck will buy
the paper then

jin 👑 :
you

jimin 🌶:
get ur ass up and buy
the toilet paper tae

taehyung 👽 :
kook

taehyung 👽 :
kook buy the poop
wipes

jungkook 🐇:
how bout no

taehyung 👽 :
yoongi hyung?

yoongi 🐢 :
The number you have
dialed is either unattended
or out of coverage area.
Please try again later.

taehyung 👽 :
fucking hell guys just buy
the fucking toilet pwper!!1!

namjoon 👓 :
**paper!!!!

jin 👑 :
dont curse

namjoon 👓 :
**don't

jin 👑 :
wahtever

namjoon 👓 :
**whatever

jin 👑 :
istg namjoon i will
shove my dick down
your fuxking throat

namjoon 👓 :
...

namjoon 👓 :
**fucking

jin 👑 :
I WARNED U YOUNG
MAN

taehyung 👽 :
CAN SOMEONE JUST
BUY THE GODDAMN
TOILET PAPER

jimin 🌶:
then u buy

taehyung 👽 :
HOW CAN I WHEN
IM ALREADY INSIDE
THE BATHROOM

taehyung 👽 :
POOP STAIN ON MY
ASS

yoongi 🐢 :
how unfortunate

jungkook 🐇:
u dont need toilet paper
just believe in yourself

taehyung 👽 :
kook-

jungkook 🐇:
SSSSssSSSssSsHHhshHhhH

jungkook 🐇:
beLiEVE