Mushroom was a mushroom that was always happy. He lived deep inside of a forest alone, but he was still happy even though he was alone.
His dream was to one day get picked and eaten by a human. He often saw a lot of humans picking berries and other mushrooms. He thought that getting picked was the best thing that could ever happen to someone.
So that is why he always tried to be happy. "If I look happy then the humans would want to pick me", he often thought.
Days passed but no matter what Mushroom did, he never got picked. The humans would only look at him for a while before turning away to pick other mushrooms.
There is actually a reason why Mushroom never got picked. It was because he was poisonous. Humans would natutally not pick a poisonous mushroom.
But Mushroom didn't know that. He always thought that he was a normal mushroom like everybody else.
So Mushroom continued to smile and smile. Even if he wanted to cry he still smiled.
Mushroom lived the rest of his life without ever getting picked, but even when he died he was still smiling.
The end.
This mushroom is prettier than me. Lolol
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Weird stories
HumorAs the title says this is a book filled with weird and short stories. They are seriously weird and not good. Why are you even reading this? Well, don't blame me later if your mind gets fucked up (I just post the stuff I made in the past here)