Ummmmmmmm, hi?

A little too much?

Okay, so remember how I mentioned my uncle's 60th birthday party in the last one?
Yeah, weeeeellll They had an open bar. I'm 18, but my family, we all drink at young ages. Everyone was BEGGING me to do karaoke so, my uncle's son's wife comes over with a shot of vodka, well. It was a shot and a half. I take it, my mom gives me ANOTHER shit within 20 minutes, so i'm feelin' GREAT. So, I sing karaoke, I smoke a bit and then, my mom and all the cousin's wanna go to this bar called Andy's and My dumbass don't have an ID. We go anyway. We all hop in the back of a fucking uber and we go. We get out and go in. The guy asked for ID's, my mom shows hers and my smart self, looks through my purse and goes "mom, I left my ID at the hotel." So, the guy is like "don't worry about it" come to find out that the guy we were hanging with paid him $20 bucks *face palm* BUT ES OKAY. My mom gets me 2 sex on the beach drinks, I drink them and the world is on fireeee. Okay, so we dance to shit, i'm twerking on the floor and twerking on machines (don't ask) i'm peeing in the bathroom with other women. (Lord have mercy) Anyway's so it's about 1:30 AM and we're tired and hungry. We're partied out soooo, we go back to the hotel and Guess what? I'm hugging the toilet for the next 2 hours. My dumbass only weighs 97 lbs, I barely ate and I had 2 tall glasses of sex on the beach and basically like 3 vodka shots. (Because each shot was like 1 1/2) anyway. My body couldn't handle iiiittt. I felt like shit, so I get naked and get in a scolding hot bathtub and my nana is like "nuh-uh! Get out. Don't need you falling asleep." So, I get out and put on some pj's, I go lay down and I swore i'd never drink again.
The world was spinning and I heard ringing in my ears, looorrrrrd.
I had a 7 hour ride home as well the next morning. When I woke up, I was fine. BUT, I was nauseous and kind of dizzy. No headache until later though.
LETS JUST SAY IT. HALEY IS A BADASS.
(Okay, not really)