You know one of those trips where you aint that much excited about but you realized it was worth it? Yeah, just like getting your circumcision done.
I hate it when the schools just announced events on the day of the event like goddamn, at lease try to announce it early.
"Ok all of you ready for the trip to the Endangered Species Protection Reserve? You can swim afterwards if you wish, there's a beach nearby.
*sigh*
Most you are only interested in the beach anyways, so knock yourselves out. "
The Professor just announced out of nowhere.
"Why did he just told it now? "
I complained to myself.
"This was already announced last week. You should have know"
YiYun besides me casually said.
"No shit Sherlock! "
I said back to him.
Luckily i keep my spare swimwear at my locker, for personal reasons...
Nothing creepy about having a spare swimming trunks just in case that the girls might want to let me join their swimming practice at the school gym at hours of 5-6 pm on a friday, nothing creepy bout it. Like i said, personal reasons.
(Did it once, i was sent to the clinic for having a nosebleed)
Everyone gathered at the bus. Lucky us (Not really) , the other section where Zain is would be joining our trip (Like i said, not really. Though its nice he is not joining our bus)
Everyone settled down into their seats, meanwhile.
"LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE FRESH MEAT ON THE DINNER TABLE! I don't want anyone of you brats to be fuckin around, especially i dont want any of you tk be fuckin. Now yee see here lads, i don't like seeing any of ya-"
My Jail warden impersonation was disturbed by Prince signature Karate Chop.
"Sit down"
He said. Site down he said, it would be fun he said. WELL ITS NOT FUN SITTING!
Anyways, i was on ny wag to my seat when i tripped on a bag. I looked to my right side and saw a lady's smooth and succulent legs. I can almost see the little monster under her miniskirt. I looked up and my Woody immediately became Jelly. The legs where connected to The Enraged Ikea Table, Holly.
"Pervert "
She said right before-
Right before what you may ask? HOW THE FUCK WOULD I KNOW, SHE KICKED MY HEAD SO GODDAMNED HARD THAT I WAS KNOCKED OUT FOR THE LENGTH OF THE FUCKIN TRIP!
The last thing i remember was her dragging me along the hard dirt ground. I still have pebbles where pebbles are not supposed to be in.
I dusted myself off, didn't apologize but only 3 words i said to her.
"I regret nothing "
I said proudly.
"Ofcourse you didn't. Next time you look up someone's skirt, make sure its not mine. Kapeesh? "
She said.
"Yeah yeah, its not even worth it."
I added.
I knew YiYun was laughing behind his book, Prince... Well the usual. Akari covering her mouth trying to hide her giggles. The first exhibit was Butterflies, dunno what kind but i know its endangered. How you may ask? Well maybe from the big red sign everywhere saying
Endangered
I was particularly interested in the girls that were flirting with me, not the butterflies. Im not even allowed to add them to my collection.(Yes i do collect butterflies as a hobby)
YiYun and Holly where getting along pretty fine, YiYun telling her butterfly facts, Holly constantly pullung him to go there and here. Akari and Prince are the same too, Akari observing and looking sweet at the butterflies and such, Prince being himself not impressed at all and collecting butterflies at his strawberry scented hair thinking it was a flower.
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A story of an Emotionaless Fuck
Lãng mạnSo i made this book about my emotionless friend. Like legit, if you were gonna die infront of him, he will just leave you be to your death. Doesn't care about your opinions, what happening to everyone else other than himself, and doesn't want an...
