Mei woke up to shouting coming from outside her room. She opened the hatch door to see Jamison and Roadhog arguing in each other's faces. "SHUT YOUR MOUTH" Junkrat roared at the large, pig like man. "Hey!" Mei pushed them apart. "Break it up you two!" She crossed her arms. "Now I don't know what's going on between you two but you better explain!" She tapped her foot. "HE went out and told you everything" Jamison argued. "Because she's too afraid to ask you, you psycho" Roadhog retaliated. Junkrat let out an exaggerated laugh. "Oh this is just priceless, mate" He shook his head. "You're saying she's afraid of me when YOU are a giant, hairy pig man" he giggled. "Right!" Mei shut them both up. "For the record, I am not afraid of any of you" She looked at them both. "Also, Jamison, I did ask Mako because I know how you feel about your past" he looked at Jami before turning to Roadhog. "However, Mako, you promised me you wouldn't tell him what we spoke about- okay now I'm finished" she stopped taking. "So....whos right?" Jamison raised one of his singed eyebrows. "None of you!" Mei face palmed because it was obvious that not one of them had been listening to the words that she was saying to them. "She doesn't even like you, ya dipstick" Jamison mumbled. "What?" Roadhog raised an eyebrow under his black mask. "Didn't say anything" Junkrat was beginning to sound immature, which he always was. "Ugh, please stop fighting!" Mei shook her head. "In a minute, snowflake, we just need to sort this out" Jamison put his hand across her to move her out the way so he could get closer to mako. "Don't come any closer, Jamison" Roadhog told him. "I'm warning you" Mako rolled up his imaginary sleeves. "I don't like you" Roadhog began to push into him. "I don't like you more" Junkrat pushed back with the same amount of force. R: "I never liked you" J " "I never like you times a thousand" R: "Rat!" J: "Hog!" Both of them pushed each other until. *SHORTS RIPPING TO REVEAL THEIR UNDERWEAR* "Pigs?" Roadhog looked at Jamisons underwear. "Rats?" Jamison looked at roadhog. "You do care!" Both of them automatically shouted and fell into a hug.
AUTHORS NOTE- PLEASE READ --------------------------------------------------------- I wrote this funny chapter because my cousin sent me a edited version of the spongebob fight between him and Patrick, I'll insert the picture here so you know what I was making reference to
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