The ValeNelson69 Book Collection - Story Snippets

1 - AWITP - This Is How They Got Here

"This behavior is absolutely, positively unacceptable." Prince declared while searching for the second twin that brought grey hairs to Prince and Isabella.

"Where are you baby girl? Daddy's not fool'in around." Prince chided a bit tongue in cheek. He was a softy for his girls even though what she did was atrocious...again.

Pat, pat, pat, pat...the chunky, slightly sweaty pads of her feet made baby boom boom noises across the hardwood floor as the little scoundrel tried to make her back to the nursery undetected...and he let her. The cute sounds of her feet and giggles gave her away as she roamed from room to room and eventually back to her home base.

Finally entering the nursery, Prince was composed, a bit stern but loving as a small teehee could be heard from his little cherub who thought the situation was hilarious. Doing his best to not break his Daddy face, his daughter Mina did her best to make him smile.

Through almost gritted teeth he tried to contain his smile, staying focused on not imploding in laughter which would give the little one the impression that what just transpired was permissible. Even with her Daddy's fake stoic demeanor, the toddler showed her amusement by stomping her feet in the crib and emitting a high pitched squeal that reverberated off the nursery walls.

"Oooooooh ooooh your mama gonna be so disappointed in you. Mm...mmm...mmmm. Wait until I send her these pictures." His judgement was comically entertaining to the darling angel who was happy to be agonizingly cute in response to his false claims of mama being disappointed. Honestly they both loved their girls' individuality and spirit.

Prince's hands grasped the crib rail on each side of his daughter's chubby hands while the sound of a sweet, wet raspberry engulfed the room, followed by a very boisterous, "MA MA MA!"

Prince gently patted his face dry from the juicy drool that she sprayed on him which was only accentuated by her teething. "Child that raspberry was just uncalled for and downright disrespectful."

Ear to ear the toddler grinned while holding onto the crib railing doing aggressive deep knee bends and stomping her hamhocks as if completing her morning calisthenics.

"Who is going to clean this up? Hmmm? It's not Daddy. Oh no!" Trying to chastise but knowing full well he would be putting everything back in its place himself.

"DA DA DAAAAA DA DA!" She cried boisterously while shaking her Pamper booty and holding onto the crib rail. After that little show, she held up her arm into the air wanting Prince to pick her up.

"Oh no...you are gonna help me clean this mess up first. The love comes later." Under his breath, "I need a bobcat to address this mess." Firmly placing a kiss on her head he gazed at his rambunctious babe who scanned the room's mess proudly admiring her work.

Prince was impressed with the focus and dedication this child had, if only it could be channelled appropriately he thought.

Dark, curly locks bobbed every which way and eventually her mouth did a nose dive onto Prince's knuckles using him as a human teething ring, chewing and sucking while baptising him with long strings of drool.

Unable to resist her charms, he swooped her into his arms. As Prince examined the girls' terrorized room, he held her close resting his lips on her temple while she cooed softly, "Da da da dada."

"How did you do all this in one hour? You're like Houdini getting out of this crib. You know that?" Her small hand tugged at the doorag knot on Prince's forehead. "I'm getting you fitted for a baby straight jacket. Yep that's what you need."

Setting her gently on the plush carpet, carefully ensuring she had her balance, he took her by the hand and they made their way through the bumpy, uneven beloved rubble.