Eddsworld X Reader [Discontinued]

Who gives a crap? (Saloonatics Matthew x Girl Reader) [Part 2]

"GUARDS! GUARDS!" Prince Matthew screamed as he ran inside the ball room, the guards went to his side, "Yes, Prince Matthew?" they asked as he pointed towards the garden, "A burglar- they stole (Y/n)!" he yelled as the guards were confused, "(Y/n)?" one asked, "Who's that?" the other asked.

"She's a maid-" but he was cut off by the guards laughing, And Prince Matthew, growing frustrated slapped them, "Go home! You two don't hold this post anymore!" he yelled, "Cut off the fucking party, it's OVER!" he yelled, as people stared at him confused, that he would do this over a simple maid.

Prince Matthew groaned as he stromed off to his room, someone following after. He stopped when someone tapped his shoulder "You post your girlfriend?" he asked, As Prince Matthew turned around, confused "No- who are you again?" he asked, looking the man up and down.

"Edward Gold, Detective Edward Gold, I can help you find your girl."
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I had been a total of 5 days since I had been taken away from the castle, I had also been completely taken away from England, and I was now in a desert. It was the night time, as the man that had taken me from the castle shoved me into a cabin of some sort, where there were too other men, one blonde the other brunette. The blonde was clearly confused, "Una Mujer?" he asked, as the man that held onto me groaned "WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!" he screamed.

"JUAN!!" the man screamed as the littlest one quickly scurried to where the man was, "Y-Yes Eduardo?" he asked.

I felt myself being shoved "Put her in the cage, we'll get some good money out of her." The man, well, Eduardo, laughed. "Her? I thought we were bringing the Prince.." he said softly, confused as he led me to small cage and gently led me inside.

"She's a princess, she said that she was more valuable than the prince himself."

I laughed a bit to myself, he didn't know that I was actually a maid, worth nothing.

At least it kept Prince Matthew safe, safe from what I was going through. It wasn't like anyone was coming for me anyway, they probably continued their party, having the best time you could imagine.

I was completely wrong.
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Prince Matthew and Detective Edward Gold had finally made it to the town that I was being held captive, Edward led Matthew to a saloon as he walled inside, Matthew following as he was disgusted.

"Okay." Edward said as he sat down and looked At Prince Matthew, he laughed "You better get used to it Prince, it's only gonna get worse and worse." he said softly. Matthew sighed, "Lets just get it over with, we have to find (Y/n)!" he yelled.

"Was she nailed to tah floor?" A man came out of the shadows, Matthew was confused. "No. Uh.. Why would she be?" he asked, The man laughed. "Because if anything isn't nailed down 'ere, it's stolen by Bandits."

Edward smiled, "Oh Advice!" he said as he grinned more, "By chance do you know where Sheriff Thompson is? I was told he-" "Ah am Sheriff Thompson."

Edwards smile grew, Prince Matthew's a bit as well "Have you seen this girl?" he asked holding up a Polaroid picture, Thompson shook his head. "Ah can't help ya." he drank from the flask he drank, "Ah got my own God damn problems in this hell of a town."

Prince Matthew groaned getting up "Ugh is no one going to fucking help me look for her?!" he yelled as he went up to Sheriff Thompson and went close to his face, then poking his chest, hard "You better fucking help ME look for HER or I'll just go do it myself!"

Edward watched and puffed out his cheek awkwardly "I would have never thought he would get so angry." Prince Matthew, hearing Edward turned around and pointed at him angrily, but stopped when he heard Thompson talk. "Well, You can help me fix up this town, I'll help you find your 'princess'." he smiled, as Matthew stared at him as Thompson held out a hand "Shake on it?" he asked. Prince Matthew grabbed his hand, it was going to be long day.
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I sighed as I sat in the cage, it was boring as hell in here, hot, and the only one in the shack was Juan and a horse. Juan seemed to have the most of certain interest in me, because every time I looked at him, he was staring at me. "What's it like to live in a castle?"

I looked up and blinked, "Why?" I asked, "Its not very interesting.." I trailed off, "But for the Prince, oh i'm sure it's the life." I rested my cheek in the palm of my hand. I realized my mistake because Juan was clearly confused. "In my castle anyway!" I laughed nervously, "My castle is pretty boring, there's not much to do but my royal princess duties."

I gagged.

Juan frowned, "Do Princes have more fun than a princess does?" he asked, as I looking up, thinking. I nodded my head, "Yea." I smiled. "But I won't lie, it's fun to.." I trailed off. I sighed "Can I tell you a secret, Juan?"

Juan nodded, smiling, "Oh please do!" I stared at him worried "Don't tell those two other guys, please. I can see that they treat you like crap, and that you don't want to do this, being with them any can. I.." I trailed off should I actually tell him the truth? No. "I can promise you a life in the castle, but I can't really promise you a good position, is that alright?" I asked and smiled, "Just help me escape!"

Juan quickly nodded as he grabbed the keys, fumbling with them as he started to unlock the cage, and he opened it "'Ere you go, M-Miss!" he smiled. I quickly got out and grabbed his hand, starting to run out of the shack, "We gotta get out of here fast then!" I said, but stopped when I had saw a gun. I stared at it for well over a few seconds, and ran off.

It was sunset now, and Prince Matthew and Edward had failed to help fix the town. Prince Matthew groaned as he slammed his head on a table groaning, he hated this. He just wanted to find (Y/n) already.

"What's the least two train tickets cost?"

He looked up, hearing a familiar voice, but when he had saw who it was, he jumped up and hugged her.

(Y/n).

I blinked confused, and looked At who hugged me, I was completely confused as to Who would even touch me, "Prince Matthew?!" I asked as I quickly looked down and bowed, but he straightened me up "Its, Matthew." he smiled.

"What are you doing here? W-What about-" I was cut off as I felt his finger on my lips, "Sh-h." he said to me softly.

"You gotta get out of here! You'll get caught- why are you here in the first place?!" I yelled as Juan sat down, grabbing a drink he had saw and started to drink from it, finding the taste gross, he stuck his tongue out and put it down.

"I came looking for you, I couldn't live knowing that you were taken by bandits." he said, I was confused. "But, Matthew, Im a maid-" I was cut off again, "Who gives a crap?" he said, kissing my forehead sweetly.

I now understood the sweet gestures Matthew had supplied to me, the conversation, the dress... I now understood.