1) It's me rooty tooty shooty -Sarah M. Abt lockdown
2) We're not all gay like you Jerry!- Me abt a mysterious pair of blue shorts on the bus
3) What if almonds could give you splinters like wood- Emily about almonds
4) If I don't get section leader I'm going to huff all my acrylic paint get high and die!- Emily abt being told she looked high
5) I don't know about you guys but I love harvesting my protein for pepperoni plants- Emily
6) I'm a weak toilet- me in French
7) There are no hidden fees are there?- Sarah M. Abt a pizza hut deal
8) I remember when I was gay in fifth grade- Hunter Garcia about being told he was too gay
9) When you're old and wrinkly it won't look like a feather no more- Tyler abt our friend Kristy getting a new tattoo
10) "Why does he pee?" "Diabetes" -mrs. Hege and Caroline abt Caroline's dog
11) Stolen money is still money- Kristy abt how the British Royal Family is rich
12) I just heard the word REE in 2018 I'd like to file a complaint- Elena Roberts
13) DON'T JULE STAY IN SCHOOL!!- Camren abt. Adrienne turning 16
14) heterophonic I think they mean homophonic but music can't be gay!- me about trying to figure out what music textures there are
15) That's a sexy cake pop- Anna abt a cake pop
16) Brady go lay on the floor and drink your coffee- Ray from Roblox
17) I'm just KIDDING MEGAN YOU HAVE A LOVELY NOSE- Tiercy abt Megan's nose bc she drew it and said she has a weird nose
18) If they don't like it they can go suck my toe... Or something- Hayleigh in response to me saying we should turn the music down at the pool
19) I don't want to fuck a majestic sea flap flap- Hayleigh abt me telling her go fuck a stingray
20) ... I don't see any reason to write about anything other than our dark lord- Mrs. Biallis quoting a student who wrote satanic poems
21) If it has a sword, a hot guy and a horse I'm in!- Mrs. Biallis about movies
22) Why is your book bag thicker than a bowl of oatmeal- Katie abt Ansley's book bag
23) HOLDING HANDS MAKES BABIES- Mrs. Janus about PDA in theatre
24) I may have small titties but I have HUGE dick energy- McKenna about her breasts
25) Why is it every time I swallow it tastes like weed- Grace Shuping about swallowing
26) I'm not a common whore I'm a classy whore!- Grace S about talking about Abigail from the Crucible
27) B are just D's with corsets- Desiree abt the letter b
28) Hot guys can have more than one ding a ling- Anna about Lucifer
29) I went to the Oompa-Loompa school of ballet- Comedia del Arte instructor about his dance skill
30) My A's may be straight but I'm not!- Kat about her sexuality
31) More chainsaws and we're from Florida- nose ring lady at whimsies for additional comments
32) Excuse me my hands are to small and the more I cover up my face the better it is- Grace about being told she's a hand model
33) Brendan Urie and his forhead are two different people- Grace about me asking if Panic at the Disco is really a band
34) Mya what's the percent error on your gender?- Holly about Mya being non binary
35) Did you just pause Jesus time?- Liz about Scott stopping the prayer to ask if I'll have to die my hair blonde to play a Nazi
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