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There's this guy who works at my local mall, and I kinda have a small crush on him, no a HUGE crush on him. His name is Paul and he could fuck my virgin ass anytime he pleased. The mall he works as West Orange Pavilion Mall, and it is kinda trashy, but nobody goes to shop everyone goes to look at the sex god on the segway. Today October 24th 2012 I will go to West Orange Pavilion Mall, and I will seduce Paul Blart.
I arrived at the mall at 9:20, the time the mall opens is 9:30, that means I'll be the first person to greet Paul, when he opens the door. To my utter dismay another "mall cop" or security guard was coming to unlock the main doors to the mall. His name was Evan Peters, he was already 16, unlike me who was still 15, but my birthday was in a week, anyway, he had a full head of blond locks and dark brown eyes, he was desperately in love with me, it was disgusting. He was nowhere near as much as a man as Paul is, Paul is around age 42, balding and his the biggest beer belly I've ever seen, it's so big, that sometimes it gets in his way. He's so much more attractive than Evan in all areas it's insane. "Oh hello Zoey!" Evan says walking up to the main doors and pulling out the key in his pocket. I've never rolled my eyes so hard in life. "Plan on a day full of shopping?" He smiles up at me, I just reply with a frown. He puts the key in the lock and unlock the door. "Have a nice day!" He smiles again. "Oh I will Peters, I will." I say pushing him out of my way and going straight inside. 'If I'm gonna fuck Paul I gotta look nice.' I think you myself, this in mind I head over to Victoria Secret. Not all the shops are open yet, but to my absolute pleasure Victoria Secret is one if the 5 shops open this early. "Hello!" A lady drowning in white privilege said to me as I entered the store. "How may I help you today!" She asked revealing her rotten yellow teeth, due to smoking. "Okay listen, I'm trying to fuck, so get me something that will make this guys dick instantly erect when he sees me." I said looking her in her green eyes. "Oh yes but of course, I think we have stuff in the back for those sort of," She paused, "Activities". She said slowly, she then ran into the back of the store. "Um hey, you know Paul, Paul Blart, the um security guard." I yell towards the back so the cunt can hear me. "Oh yes! I'm very fond of Paul!" I hear her say,while rummaging in some boxes. "Haha, are you uh attracted to him?" I ask. "Oh um no, I love Paul but it's not romantic." She says, I can't help but smile to myself at these words. If that bitch were to come near my Paul I would happily burn her store to the ground. "I think I found the perfect thing for you!" I hear her say, and all of a sudden she comes out holding a crotch pantie. "Oh my god it's perfect!" I squeal in delight. "When you fuck your man's tonight thank me." She laughs. "Oh but of course! How much do I owe ya?" I laugh a little bit my anxiety slowly kicking in. I think to myself "Would Paul fuck me or am I just dreaming?" I sigh. "Oh, what the heck, you can just take them." She says coming up to me and placing them into my hands. I thank her than I leave, I need to find Paul. I rush to the closest bathroom. I needed to change fast. I run towards the women's bathroom but to my disappointment I run into the one person I really didn't want to see Evan. "Oh hello Zoey!" He waves and smiles. "FUCK OFF EVAN! NOT NOW!" I yell pushing him to the ground and dashing for the ladies room. I then quickly pull off my Walmart underpants and replace them with the new ones, and I gazed at myself in the mirror. "I am stunning, I'd fuck me." I thought as I did a 360 twirl. Right now to find Paul.
