Paulblart Stories

Shrek and Paul Blart meet at a local library. Then, things get very.... shrexy.

This is my  concept for Paul blart 3 and no this is not a real movie

Ellen has free time, Sam is really generous, karma is mean Ellen has almost no free-time, so when she does have free time she asked Sam to help her with some work she has to do that involves potions, it amazing how much free time Sam has, also how horrible Taurtis and Grian and everyone else are at parenting.

this is a story about the love between Omma and Paul Blart. This is a joke, i already asked permission to post this. Subscribe to Omma !

Paul Blart finds himself in a new school, hoping for a new story. He finds romance with a gem named Peridot, meets bullies like Nicki Minaj, and friends like Sollux Captor. Can he survive the school year, through drama, heartbreak, and humor?

My name is Paul Blart. I'm a detective for the NYPD. I've been a detective for thirty years, after many years as a mall cop, and in that thirty years there is only one case that still keeps me up at night. the one direction case.

In this adventure, Barry the Bee, Shrek, Johnny Test, and Cory Baxter will encounter many friends and kill many people (okay, maybe not, but who knows?). They will make friends and bring them along the way. Meanwhile, Susan and Mary Test are trying to track down Johnny because he is using the inter dimensional portal too much, and if it is set off too many times, the Continuum Transfunctioner will spawn and be the one key to destroy the universe. Nothing is as it seems. It's all fun and games for Test until it's too late for him to find out the consequences to come with using the portal.

In this epic story Paul Blart renters the entertainment scene fighting alongside his daughter Maya against the MALL MAFIA. I wrote this for a school essay but I decided to publish it here since this place has been dead for a while

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This is how they got to be miss and mister shart

Today I got Paul Blart and Somkey (My cat.) In Mexico. Arm wearstling.

PAUL BLART COULD LIKE GET IT

i want to fuck paul blart

The first edition of the Blartican church bible.

kinky smut. unfinished but it's going somewhere trust me

just read it..

An A.I. wrote this. Thank you.

You find the most handsome prince in your local mall. ~Katy

Desiree is a 16 year old, works at a stand in a New Jersey mall. Desiree falls for the new mall security guard, Veck Sims. Little does Desiree know Veck isn't what she bargain for. So Desiree has to be a hero and save the mall. Will she be a hero or will she give in to Vecks plans? Ft 5SOS