Paulblart Stories

Desiree is a 16 year old, works at a stand in a New Jersey mall. Desiree falls for the new mall security guard, Veck Sims. Little does Desiree know Veck isn't what she b...

Shrek and Paul Blart meet at a local library. Then, things get very.... shrexy.

You find the most handsome prince in your local mall. ~Katy

forgive me mortals

this is a story about the love between Omma and Paul Blart. This is a joke, i already asked permission to post this. Subscribe to Omma !

In this adventure, Barry the Bee, Shrek, Johnny Test, and Cory Baxter will encounter many friends and kill many people (okay, maybe not, but who knows?). They will make...

Paul Blart finds himself in a new school, hoping for a new story. He finds romance with a gem named Peridot, meets bullies like Nicki Minaj, and friends like Sollux Capt...

paul blart just a little hufflepuff meets a mysterious slytherion named voldermort and he wants to know more (this is all a joke btw)

AN EXISTENTIAL PAUL BLART FAN SEQUEL. Months after Paul Blart's intense situation in Vegas, he's returned to the West Orange Pavillion Mall in bad shape as he's put on e...

Some one gets in the way of true love but who is it...

PAUL BLART COULD LIKE GET IT

basically mr breast and his team get gang fucked by the beatles, its very romantic and soppy please read its good i swear on my mothers dececed life

I'm 100% high and needed to do some shit before Sunday

Dont laugh babe, it will be alright

The last of the Wensleydale cheese... Adam needed it, and nothing was going to stand in his way, not even a small cat.

The first edition of the Blartican church bible.

just read it..

Ellen has free time, Sam is really generous, karma is mean Ellen has almost no free-time, so when she does have free time she asked Sam to help her with some work she ha...