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My name is Paul Blart. I'm a detective for the NYPD. I've been a detective for thirty years, after many years as a mall cop, and in that thirty years there is only one case that still keeps me up at night. the one direction case.

Desiree is a 16 year old, works at a stand in a New Jersey mall. Desiree falls for the new mall security guard, Veck Sims. Little does Desiree know Veck isn't what she bargain for. So Desiree has to be a hero and save the mall. Will she be a hero or will she give in to Vecks plans? Ft 5SOS

AN EXISTENTIAL PAUL BLART FAN SEQUEL. Months after Paul Blart's intense situation in Vegas, he's returned to the West Orange Pavillion Mall in bad shape as he's put on extra weight and his hypoglycemia has gotten worse. In this fan sequel Officer Blart is slowly becoming more and more depressed as loneliness and isolation take over. Damaging the very nature of his soul as he's haunted by traumatizing flashbacks, ignored by unloving shoppers, and just like his uncle grows a beard. These are his stories. These are his experiences. Paul Blarts tragic downfall. SAD BLART: FALL COP. The shadow man cometh! More chapters and stories of my experiences will be released soon - Paul /

You find the most handsome prince in your local mall. ~Katy

A time my friends sister stole a tee shirt at the mall

This is how they got to be miss and mister shart

She is beauty, she is grace. What's that face? That is none their than the mighty Trump! Join Trumps adventure. THIS BOOK IS FOR WHEN IM BORED AND DONT FEEL LIKE UPDATING MY OTHER BOOKS TANKS M8TYS

Today I got Paul Blart and Somkey (My cat.) In Mexico. Arm wearstling.

no.

PAUL BLART COULD LIKE GET IT

I'm 100% high and needed to do some shit before Sunday

Come read the life in Pauli's point of view in her new schewl Pollywood Blarts, it was all a mistake at first since he was singing for his brother Blina, but he gets in for his musical talents. Meeting friends along the way, Blobbie - Robbie Dog - Cat Ruby - Jade Blandre - Andre Bleck - Beck Plinjin - Sinjin Blina - Trina

The first edition of the Blartican church bible.

i want to fuck paul blart

Paul Blart finds himself in a new school, hoping for a new story. He finds romance with a gem named Peridot, meets bullies like Nicki Minaj, and friends like Sollux Captor. Can he survive the school year, through drama, heartbreak, and humor?

Yeah, I know, cringy title. Paul just discovered that there's another cop in the mall taking all his fame and popularity. How will Paul react to this situation?

Dont laugh babe, it will be alright