"No Homo Tho" [COMPLETED]

Chapter 4

[ Unrelated pic coz I just like it and I couldn't find the right one lmao ]
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It was just another normal day in the school café, the friends were having a banter about nothing in particular.

"You both should just marry" Felix said taking a big bite of his burger and pointing at the bickering duo, Chan and Minho.

Chan choked on air while Minho just coughed and blushed.
"What the fuck Felix?" Chris coughed.
"Yeah, I mean, y'all fight like a married couple anyway" Felix shrugged.

Chan frowned and turned completely towards Felix, "Lee Felix" he said calmly, "Which fucking couple have you seen that argues about which kind of memes are better?"

"You know what?" Chan continued but now turned to Minho, "This guy here," he jabbed his finger on the other's chest, "refused to adopt Gavin as our son!"

"Well I was just saying why adopt old meme Gavin as our son when we can adopt the yodelling Walmart kid!" Minho said defensively.

"You're wrong Felix, they are already married." Changbin said chuckling.

"Oh my god" Chan gasped, "I know y'all are teaming up against me, Felix my mate? I didn't expect this from you, where is our 'no homo' obligations?" Chan clutched his heart and put on an expression of fake offence.
"You should just join drama club at this point." Seungmin butted in, looking up from his phone.

Chan looked at Seungmin, his expression changing like he just caught a new victim.
"Who you texting Seunnnngmin?" he asked in a playful tone, dragging the other's name on purpose.
All the color drained from Seungmin's face.
"No-uh, no one!" he said trying to hide his phone.
"Lemme see" Felix said trying to grab it, after lots of struggles and tickles, Felix got ahold of it, "He's texting a kid called, Jangon....no wait that's Jangin?"

Chan huffed and rolled his eyes at the inability of his friend to read Korean.
Changbin took the phone reading "Jeongin" as the contact name which was met by multiple "Ah's" implying they understood.

Changbin handed back the phone, his eyebrows knit in confusion.
The others started bombarding Seungmin with questions as Felix kept throwing in a dramatic, "Oh my god, I can't believe you ditched me within a week, fuck you Seungmin, that was way too fast"

Seungmin wanted to curl himself into a ball and roll out of the cafeteria.
"Hold up, this Jeongin kid, is it Yang Jeongin?"
Changbin asked confusion still written all over his face.
Everyone had stopped talking, their attention towards Changbin now.

Seungmin looked at the black haired boy, "Y-yeah, why?"

"Okay lemme get this straight, Yang Jeongin, the kid who has braces even now?"

"Yes, that's exactly him, how do you-?"

Changbin cackled "This is a small world"

"Binbin, how do you know him?" Minho asked. Everyone was confused and curious.
Changbin laughed hard for a little while before going, "He's my brother"

It was like lightning had struck the table, all their faces were an expressiom of shock, these people were extra all the time.

"Bu-but he's in my history class" Seungmin said looking completely lost.
Changbin sighed, "Jeongin, my small brother, he's a year younger than me, but our mum joined us to school in the same year"

"Ohhhhh" Chan's expression changed, "Y'all are like non identitties twins" he said in English.

"Chan, it's uh non identical" Felix muttered almost facepalming.

"That's actually kinda cool, you can boss around your brother but get homework done from him at the same time" Minho said laughing.

"I wish" Changbin giggled and Felix sweared he would die at the cuteness.

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 Me: ChrEs
Me: I thiNk iM gAy

Christtt:

Me: sfsgshs bUt liKe I haVe
a crush on SomeOne, a GuY

Christtt:

Christtt: Hold up, you're
lit-rally sitting right
across frm me, and you
suddenly realized a crush?

Me: uh

      Me: you could say dat??
I guess???

Christtt: hOlyl shit
Christtt: Lemme Refill
MAH teA

Me: wHy dId yOu jsT

     lOoK up At Me nd wiNk

Christtt: So that the others
can catcH oN hAhaHa

Me: wHat
Me: Oh nO, Not MINGO

Christtt: leE MinhOe isnt
my broulmate 4 ntn

Me: ....
Me: broulmate ?

Christtt: yE, liKe SouLm8
but hes ma bro

Me: I cld disown u for
this ONe pun y'know?
{Read at 1:19 pm}

Me: diD u just leAve me
oj rEad
Me: ChristofuR
Me: I sEe u texTinG
sm1, whO u cheatin
on me Wid ? ?

Christtt: mY broulmate,
bye BIATCH

Me: whY do yOu exist

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[ A/N: This is partly a filler chapter, I swear there will be more ship action from the next chapter! 😂
Leave a vote if you like it!

P.S. any typo you see in the texting part is intended, everyone makes a typo 😂]