Georgia's wedding!
" I know pronounce you husband and wife, you may now kiss the-" (before he even gets to say the last part Georgia gets swept off her feet with a ever lasting snog/kiss).
Meanwhile Jack is on the phone to his fiancé.
Jack: "what do you mean you are still in New York? Why? So you just decided not to come? Why does every convosation we've end up being about you and your future? You know what your right, we should definitely start thinking about our futures, and I might just be looking at mine right now" (he says staring directly at me).
Coco (one of the dancers): that DJ is hot!".
Sean: "you think so?".
Coco: "he keep looking at me".
Sean: "maybe he's cuckoo for coco puffs".
Coco: "really you think?".
Sean: "yeah I think".
Coco: "he's gorgeous, I think he likes me".
Sean: "he is gorgeous".Tess: "who is paying for this wedding anyway? This rental must have cost a fortune".
Sean: "Damon's Dad is loaded".
One of the dancers: "is he single?".
Sean to tess: "would you ever do this again?".
Tess: "no, you know there's only one man that I can see spending the rest of my life with and unfortunately, except for a really drunk night in Reno, 25000 years ago, he bats for the other team".
Sean: "oh no he bats for the pink team".
Tess: "Yes fcheusement".
Sean: "that is tragique".
Tess: "I know, well it's like all truely great love affairs".
Sean: "yeah, tragic, it wasn't Reno, it was Tahoe baby, it was lovely".
Then the ticked person says "get a room".
Sean: "get away".
Me: "shot of patron, please".
Jack: "make it two, make it two!".
Me: "looking kind of lonely there jack?, liberated maybe?".
Jack: "is never lonely".
Jack then glugs down the drink in about 10 seconds.
Jack says drunkly: "are you still mad at me lowa? You know cause if you are? Bring it on baby".
Me: "are you drunk?":
Jack: "I LOVE THIS SONG!, I'm sorry for being a class-A-prick".
Me: "you were".
Jack: "I was, and as of about some time ago, I am officially a single man".
Me: "you and Natalie broke up?".
Jack: "that we did, which explains why I am here alone sooo".
Me: "why are you here alone?".
Jack: "do I look alone? Come here".We get back to the apartment absolutely drunk out of our heads.
Me: "oh my feet are killing me! Help me take these shoes off please help me wait wait be careful ahahahahha". (Jack falls on top of me but we are that drunk we just laugh it out).
Jack: "good night".
Me: "oh...good night" my voice sounded so disappointed.
As soon as I was about to get into bed, jack opens the door and he's wearing some pjs with cupcakes on them!😂😂
Me: "cute jammies".
Jack: "thanks my mother got me these, iiiii forgot to lock the door".
Me: "got it?".
Jack: "good, good night".
Me: "night".
AND AGAIN he opensss the door but this time his shirt is off.
Me: "back again?".
Jack: "water, don't want a hangover".
Me: "smart".
Jack: "good night again".
Me: "haha night".
YOU WOULDNT GUESS WHAT HE DID NOW.....OPENED THAT DOOR AGAIN AND HIS EXUSE THIS TIME WAS THAT HE WAS HUNGRY BUT ALSO HE DIDNT HAVE NO CLOTHES ON AND ALL THAT WAS COVERING HIS GENITLES WAS A COOKIE BOX!!
I couldn't stop laughing!.
Jack: "want a cookie".
I didn't answer back I was still laughing but also cringing out.
Jack: "no? Ok but if you change your mind, you know where they are".He then stared at me and I stared back...and as I was starting to undo my dress he came over to me and helped me undo it and suddenly we just started to....kiss.