THIS IS TEH SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS THAT OCCUR IN MY LIFE. I HAVE DECIDED TO SHARE THESE TRUE OCCURANCES BECAUSE I CANT SLEEP AT NIGHT SO I HAVE TO TELL THEM TO RANDOM PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET WHO DONT GIVE A SHIT AND MOST LIKELY AREN'T GONNA CARE AND TELL ME THAT ALL THESE ARE FAKE. SO JUST SIT BACK, AND READ.