Salvatore Boarding House
[Stefan wakes up in his bedroom.]
Stefan: Ahh!
Damon: Bad dream? Do you know how easy it was to get into your head just now? You really need some human blood. It might even the playing field. Football reference. Too soon.
[Stefan throws a knife at Damon, hitting him in the stomach. Damon pulls it out.]
Damon: All right, I deserved that. But I just wanted to let you know, they caught the culprit. The animal responsible for killing coach Tanner and all those people.
Stefan: What are you talking about?
Damon: It was a mountain lion. Really big one. It attacked a hunter this morning. It's all over the news. "Deadly beast captured. All's well in Mystic Falls."
Stefan: Why would you cover your tracks?
Damon: I've decided to stay a while. And I'm just having way too much fun here with you and Elena. Oh and I cant forget about my little niece.
Stefan: Can't touch her now.
Damon: Well, the vervain keeps me out of her head. Maybe that's not my target. Believe it or not, Stefan, some girls don't need my persuasion. Some girls just can't resist my good looks, my style and my charm and my unflinching ability to listen to Taylor Swift.
[Damon stabs Stefan in the stomach. It clearly hurts Stefan more than it did Damon, for Stefan falls to the floor.]
Damon: This is John Varvatos, dude. Dick move.
[Stefan removes the knife.]
[Stefan is writing in his diary.]
Sheriff Forbes (on TV): I can confirm that a 12-foot puma mountain lion attacked a hunter and was subsequently shot and killed. The hunter is in stable condition.
Stefan: The real animal is still out there, waiting for me, challenging me to fight back, to stop him. But how do I stop a monster without becoming one myself?
Gilbert Residence
Logan (on TV): To repeat, the animal terrorizing Mystic Falls has been caught.
Jenna: Scum ball. Scum bucket.
Alayna: Who are you talking to?
Jenna: Him.
Alayna: The news guy?
Jenna: Also known as Logan "Scum" Fell. Did your mom ever tell you why I moved away from Mystic Falls?
Jenna: Also known as Logan "Scum" Fell. Did your mom ever tell you why I moved away from Mystic Falls?
Alayna: Oh, no way. You and him? He's cute.
Jenna: He is not cute. There's nothing cute about him. What are you doing with that?
Alayna: I went yesterday and got it from the safe deposit box. Mom had told Mrs. Lockwood she would loan it to the founder's council for their heritage display.
Jenna: Is that grandma Beth's wedding ring?
Alayna: Originally it was great-great-grandma Mary's wedding ring.
Jeremy: How much do you think this stuff is worth? You know, like on eBay?
Alayna: You're not gonna find out.
