Naruto/Akatsuki: 7 Minutes In Heaven

Deidara

So this is Deidara's story! Enjoy~~~

(I typed this on my phone, so sorry about the spelling mistakes)

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(YOUR POV)

"Deidara, why do you look so much like a girl?"

He glared at you, growling.

"Be quiet, yeah? You annoying girl, hm" he snapped.

Your eyes narrowed. "You're the girl! Getting upset just because of a little teasing" you scowled.

"Guys, shut the f*** up and just f***ing choose already!!!!" Hidan spat.

"Potty mouth..." you mumbled and chose a yellow card.

"Hidan?" you started to say.

"What the f*** do you want?"

"Sacrafice me to Jashin now..." you said, taking out a kunai to offer him your blood.

Hidan smirked.

"Hell naw! This is going to fun to see" he snickered.

You flashed him a glare and walked in the closet with the tongued freak walking behind you. Hidan closed the doors and was laughing like a maniac.

"Have fun! 30 minutes!" he shouted.

"Hidan, calm down" Kakazu calmy said.

"Shut the f*** up, Kakazu!"

You looked at the silent figure sitting across from you.

"Why so quiet? Planning a way to explode this closet so I'll die?" you joked.

Deidara huffed. "I was going to ignore for the whole time, so don't talk to me, un" he explained.

"Too bad. I'm bored....So how come you can talk, but your hands can't?" you questioned.

Deidara snorted. "Are you stupid, un? I think you are, yeah. Hands can't talk, even if they have mouths on them, un. Hands are hands, hm" Deidara said, sounding slightly amused.

"It was a rheorical question..." you muttered.

"Sure it was, un" Deidara said, crossing his arms.

"My hands make my amazing art, un. That's their purpose, yeah" Deidara said proudly.

You rolled your eyes.

"Your art doesnt look like anything special" you pointed out.

Deidara growled. "YOU DUMB GIRL, UN! DONT INSULT MY ART, YEAH! MY ART...IS AN EXPLOSION, UN!" Deidara shouted.

"Yeah, whatever" you replied.

Deidara was cursing under his breath and you smirked. 'He's so easy to snap once you insult his art' you thought. Sitting for the remaining minutes without saying a word, there was only two minutes left.

"Look, Deidara..."

"WHAT,UN?" he growled, clearly still annoyed.

"Sorry" you mumbled.

Deidara didn't reply. "Its alright, un" he said quietly. "Your art is actually...pretty cool" you said, smiling. Deidara seemed stunned and the doors opened.

Hidan looked disapointed.

"You guys didn't f***?" he whined.

"Hidan-kun, don't tease, ___-chan" Tobi said.

You glared at Hidan and punched him.

"You dirty, sick, stupid, a$$hole, perv!" you spat, going towards your room.

"Is it possible to use all those words in one sentence...?" someone asked.

"YES!" you shouted back.

"Well, she did have a point, Hidan. ____ and Deidara hate each other" Kakazu added. "Just shut up, Kakazu. Im f***ing sick and tired of you lecturing me today..."

(Deidara POV)

I sighed, standing up. Kakazu started arguing with Hidan and I was greeted by Tobi.

"Deidara-senpai! May Tobi talk to you~?" Tobi exclaimed.

I narrowed my eyes in suspicion.

"What for, un...?"

"Tobi can't say it here, Deidara-senpai" Tobi chuckled.

He held my wrist and I was being dragged towards his room. Slamming the door, he plopped down on his bed.

"Deidara-senpai, you like ____, don't you?" Tobi teased.

'How did this idiot---' "No I don't, un! We hate each other, yeah" I protested.

Tobi sighed and shrugged.

"But Deidara senpai, you know what they say right? If a boy and girl fights, then they must like each other" Tobi said in a lecturing tone. I felt my face grow hotter. 'Since when did Tobi sound so mature, hm?'

"Tobi thinks that Deidara senpai should tell ____-chan that he likes her" Tobi said,crossing his arms.

"TOBI! IT'S YOUR F*ING TURN TO PICK!!!" Hidan yelled. Tobi jumped off the bed and ran like a maniac downstairs leaving me alone in his room. I sighed, lying down on his bed.

'But I'm not even sure if she likes me back' I thought. ((Little did he know, ____ was thinking the same thing in her head))

I finally got off the bed, walking out the door. Closing my eyes and taking a deep breath, I headed towards _____'s room.

'I'm just going to have a little chat wih her, un. Yup, that's al-' I bumped into someone and lost my balance.

"Deidara, how much do you weigh?" a voice asked me, sounding squished.

I immediately got off the person. ____ was fixing her clothes and all I did was stare. She waved her hand in front of my face. "

Hellooooo..."

"I like you, un" I quickly confessed and then slapped a hand over my mouth.

"Holy-Just ignore that."

"..."

"Ah...Ill be going now..." I turned around to walk away when ___ called out my name.

"DEIDARA!!!"

I turned around, stunned with what I was witnessing right now.

___was rubbing the back of her neck, her hair purposely covering her face on humiliation.

"Well...Ummm...About what you...said....I...um...Like...Do, too....I like you, too..." ___ stumbled over her words and I could hear her cussing to herself.

I walked over to her and wrapped my arms around her, blushing furiously.

"...Will...You be mine forever?"

"...!" She seemed startled.

"...."

"...Ye-"

"GROUP HUG!!!!" Tobi hugged me from behind and ___ and I fell.

I clenched my fist.

"Tobi..."

He ran.

"IM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!"

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(Media: 'Run' by BTS)