Naruto/Akatsuki: 7 Minutes In Heaven

Sasori

Long wait, right? All excuses aside; I almost died in a acci-Nah, I kid.

I was just lazy. Im sorry! But its summer; just watch anime, youtube(mostly pewds), read manga, and sleep! (Wait...Who sleeps? xD)

My ironic humor just never dies....Well, I hope you're ready for Sasori's one-shot! Im not a fan of him, but a huge number was begging me for Sasori. Sorry if hes a but OCC.

Annnnnddddd....Enjoy! ;)

Your personality: Tends to tease and complain a lot; stubborn.

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(No One's POV)

____ took out a red(Did I do red already...? Oh whatevs) card.

___ sighed at her bad luck. ___ slowly got up, walking inch by inch.

She hoped she would die right there, on that very spot. Uhhh...Maybe some rock would magically appear on top of her, killing her in one swift blow maybe?

"Hurry up" a sharp voice inturrupted her thoughts.

She tsked and walked even slower. Damn that Sasori...Thinking he could boss her around as he pleased...Tch...

"I don't like to be kept waiting!"

"Oh yes your highness. I'll be there in a few years, just wait until then."

All of the Akatsuki members groaned and got up, shoving her into the closet.

"W-Whoa guys. All of you don't needa-Iwasjustkidding" ___'s words were rushed as she got closer to the closet.

"Do you want me to die of boredom?" ___ asked a random member that was next to her.

"That would be nice, yes" Hidan had a sadistic look in his eyes, with a glint of hope and anticipation.

___ mentally facepalmed. 'Wrong person to ask...'

___ was shoved into the closet and had the door slammed behind her. ___ scowled, patting the dirt off of her clothes.

"Took you long enough to get here" Sasori spat.

___ glared at the figure, sticking out her tongue at him.

"Says the one who's not even human."

He flinched. "What does that have to do with being slow?"

She shrugged. "Just thought I should point that out. Do you even know what stamina is? Ok, I'll explain it ya. It's like energy and..." She paused, not knowing how to further explain what stamina was.

"Yeah it basically energy..."

"Of course I know what stamina is! I was human once, too!"

"Once" ___ pointed out.

Sasori gave her a death glare.

"I'm sorry, your highness." ___ crossed her arms, tired of talking for once.

"And don't call me that..." he mumbled.

"Haa? Then what do you want me to call you?" ___ tilted her head to one side.

"Sasori is fine..."

"Sasori-san?" ___ teased.

Sasori seemed to have sat up straight now.

"What? No! Just call me Sasori!"

___ smircked.

"M'kay, Sasori-san..."

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"No, let me open the door!"

Eh?