Knock Knock Jokes

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• Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you going to open the door?

• Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub! I'm drowning!

• Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Ice Cream.

Ice Cream who?

Ice Cream if you don't let me in!

• Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Daisy.

Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin' , they hatin' !

• Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Urine.

Urine who?

URINEsecure don't know what for! ( 1D fans should get it )

• Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Doris.

Doris who?

DORis locked. That's why I'm knocking!

• Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Yah.

Yah who?

Nah bro. I'd rather prefer google.

• Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Cash.

Cash who?

Nah. But I'd like some peanuts!

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