• Yo Mama so fat, when she passed by the tv, I missed 3 commercials!
• Yo Mama so ugly, even Hello Kitty said goodbye!
• Yo Mama so poor, she created the gmail so she could eat the spam!
• Yo Mama so fat, they used google earth to search for her school photo!
• Yo Mama so poor, when I sat on her skateboard, she said, " Get out of my family van! "
• Yo Mama so fat, when she sat on a dollar, she squeezed out a booger from George Washington's nose!
• Yo Mama so hairy, her titties look like coconuts!
• Yo Mama so ugly, when she joined an ugly competition, the judges said, " Sorry. No Professionals! "
• Yo Mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod, she made an iPad!
• Yo Mama so fat, when she sat on the rainbow, she made Skittles!
• Yo Mama so fat, they had to baptize her at Sea World!
* BONUS *
• Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Whale.
Whale who?
Yo Mama so fat, she's a Whale of a good time!
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