After we cleaned up the house and I got changed we were off the the airport to get on a plane to New Zealand...oh boy this should be fun...not! Ughhh I so didn't think this through! Like what the fuck did I think was going to happen? We just show up and then BAMM we magically run into them? Ugh I'm so fucking stupid! How could I not think of a bloody fucking plan to actually find where they are!?
"...ahhh hey star u okay girl?" Bloody idiot cant she see I'm THINKING!?
No, no she can not
Ok brain you really need to shut the fuck up
Mhmm dumbass I'm your brain why don't you just make me shut up?
...well shit...I didn't think of that...
Well I mean technica-
Holy shit balls SHUT UP
.....Ok jeez no need to get your tits in a twist
Wha-....I actually don't even want to know
"Hm? Oh no yeah I'm totallllllly fine just peachy ya know?" I replied back to Jessica full of sarcasm btw.
Oh goody now she's giving me the evils
"What? Why you lookin at me like that?" I said with my voice full of annoyance
"Ohhhh no reason" she said as she causally flipped her hair over her shoulder
"Drama queen" I mumbled under my breath
"Excuse you? What the hell did you just call me you monkey kissing toenail" okay that's new
" oh I'm sorry did I not say it loud enough? I said that you are a elephant fucking eggplant loving little sea penis" okayy that's so going down in history books. BEST.COMEBACK.EVER!
"Oh ....my ......chicken..... nuggets" she said between laughs" when...d...did you come up w...with that one?" She gasps for air while she's rolling on the airport floor
"Haha I just made it up on the spot" ok I know it was funny but it wasn't that funny
"Omg star while we wait we should have a insult battle!" ...maybe i can just wing it when we get to New Zealand? Yeah imma wing it
"Ok sure you go first"
(Keys: star- normal
Jessica- italics)
"If I wanted to kill myself I would climb up ur ego and jump down to your iq" wow so original...not
" roses are red,
Violets are blue,
A face like yours belongs in a zoo, don't worry I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you"
"You stupid little unicorn you would so be in a cage! You would probably be the most ugly animal there"
"Not more ugly than your personality"
" you prickly spine needle take that back!"
"Why don't you come over here and make me?"
"Girls..."
"Sure but don't go crying to Jake when I kick your ass"
"...girls"
"You silly little sea penis as if you could kick my ass bitch I'm the queen of fighting so the only way you would ever beat me is in your dreams"
"Girlllls"
"That's a lot of shit coming out of your mouth your ass must be jealous"
"GIRLS!"
"WHAT!?"
"WHAT!?"
" our plane is boarding now we need to hurry up"
Oh my chicken nuggets I'm actually doing it, I'm finally going to find my family...maybe then I'll be happy...
"New Zealand here we come"
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Heyyyyyy so I know I haven't updated in sooooooo long but I was reading the comments and omg some of you guys crack me up with the stuff y'all say any way thank you all so much for reading my story even tho its really shitty and stuff but I'm going to try and update more now since I have alot of free time but I'm not making any promises so don't get y'all hopes up about me updating frequently sorry. Oh and this chapter is supper rushed cause its 1:19 am in the morning (New Zealand time) and I'm still up and bored so I decided to update...please don't hate it...I tried
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the Gangleaders sister ! DISCONTINUED !
General FictionShe was kidnapped at a very young age and was brought up thinking the people she lived with was her real family. That is untill she overheard her parents talking about when they kidnapped her. What will she do? Now that she knows she's the most fear...
