The Story Of Nicki Malik...

Fat Cow Meghan

As Nicki walked over to her sparkling expensive window...she had the shock of her life. In the bushes she had spotted a wild cow. *The cow went moo, but it sounded like 'All About That Bass'.* Nicki thought that was really anti climatic so she decided to investigate further. With her pet crow Pubella on her shoulder, she went outside. She felt a sudden breeze of cold air, but that was just because she was only wearing her expensive short skirt and crop top. The cow emerged from the bush.
"What's your name, or should I just call you fat cow?" Said Nicki.
"Moo My name is Meghan Trainor Moo" replies the fatty.
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