Screw Bella (Edward and Jacob Fanfiction)

Edward

(EDWARD POV)

Oh those mutts were just so hilarious!! Especially that guy Paul. His thoughts were just stupid and ridiculous, that's why it was FUNNY

"What's so funny Eddie?"

Leave it to Rosalie to ruing my fun...

"Well if you could read minds you would know, But ya don't, so i ain't telling you Roser!"

I know lame right? But that name means more to Rosalie because in her human days her peers called her Roser; a mixture of Rosalie and loser...

"Real mature Edward! Real mature!"

"Ya i know!! I'm 117 years old so i do think I'm more mature than you Roser"

Damn i just love THAT name!! And i love her reaction each time it comes out of my mouth

"Well at least I'm an attractive, well fit woman! When your just a ugly mother f***er!!"

"Oh really!! I'm ugly!! Well! now I'm sure that you are out of place in this family since your the only one who doesn't have a power!! Even ask Jasper what ALL the freaking girls, women and even some boys in this school are feeling about me!! And we just GOT HERE you-"

DRINGGG DRINGGG DRINGGG

She got up fast and grabbed Emmett's hand and her other hand took her tray up

No wonder your all alone...you call me out of place!! You don't even have a mate!!

I growled at her and got up to be stopped by Alice who saw that i would actually rip off Rosalie's head in one minute

Calm down Edward you don't want to make a scene. Plus Carlisle would be so disappointed in you if you did rip her head off...imagine what he would say!

I imagined his face...Full of disappointment...So i decided to stop and head to biology class thinking of names to call Rosalie...

Rass, dumb ass Rose, Roser, Rosabitch... and so on

I almost turned the wrong direction because of all the names i came up with; Which the total is...50

And there all just so so precious! And I plan on using them...someday...one glorious-

(JACOB POV)

Okay now I'm like one turn away from my class!!! YES! I'm not gonna be late!! But then... BAM!!!!!

"Oh shit I'm sorry dude!"

This kid is so oh dead!! i have a bad reputation of being late now he's gonna make me late with his shit shat!! I don't think so!!

"Oh its alright i was just heading to-"

But when i got up... i was met with the same gold eyes that i met on the beach...

"its you..."

i barely spoke!!!! I'm so stupid!! and wait...oh no...no no no no NO! i-i-i-

"You imprinted on me!!"

"It-it-it wasn't my fault!!!"

O my god now I'm gonna have to live with rejection from my imprint!! Why don't somebody just kill me now so i don't have to deal with all that pain!