THIS IS NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE WHO LIKES M J. WE BOTH LIKE HIM, AND THIS IS JUST A WEIRD STORY.!!!!!!!!!!!!
Today I woke up at 6 am, because I coudn't sleep anymore. I needed some energy. So I went downstairs. I looked in the refrigerator, to see if there was anything that could pep me up. I didn't see anything so decided to bake some spacecake from the marihuana that I brought from amsterdam when I was there on a tour. But there was only one gram left.
I called 'the doctor' for some "real drugs" because I had to give a concert that afternoon. So I coudn't be down.
At 9 am my limousine picked me up to go to my 'doctor'. He gave me some extra drugs because I needed a lot of energy for the concert. I felt a lot better.
But from the moment I got in my limousine to the concert I coudn't remember anything. So after all the drug s the doctor gave me were to much with the spacecake: I didn't realise that the working of spacecake takes a while. It was an overdose!
MICHAEL JACKSON WAS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(
By the evening Michael J. was lying in a grave, but it wasn't his grave because his grave wasn't ready yet because he died out of the blue. So his family would move him, when it was ready, to his own grave.
He went to hell because the songs he wrote in his life were bad according to the undertakers. There were four Hells: Medium Hell, Large Hell, Extra Large Hell and Extra Extra Large Hell. In the first three Hells there were af few rules:
1. If you were good you would go or to Heaven or a less worse Hell.
2. If you didn't behave you would go to a worse Hell.
that bad behavior included:
1. smoking
2. drinking alcohol
3. using drugs
4. raping
5. abusing
6. stealing
7. plastic surgery
In the fourth Hell these rules weren't applicable because the Extra Extra Large hell included a big fire where you would be burned for ever.
M J saw Satan in hell. Satan was really scary so M J ran away he saw a lot of dead people in hell and also some people he knew when he was still alive. M J wanted some drugs because the hell was really scary. than he saw one of his concurrents who died too.
He had some drugs for M J. M J didn't really trusted him, but because he really needed the drugs he took them.
But the drugs were from Satan as a test for M J. Satans plan was that M J woudn't take any drugs in hell so he didn't had to stay in hell, because Satan did liked his songs, but he didn't want to like his songs because Satan had to be evil.
But M J failed the test because he coudn't resist the drugs. So Satans plan didn't work because now M J died again and he had to the Large hell, because now he was in the Medium hell. and Satan was also the boss from the Large and the Extra Large Hell. So M J had to go to the Extra Extra Large Hell if Satan wanted to get rid of him. So that was Satans genius plan.
M J lived quite long in the Large Hell. But one day when he went for a walk he saw two kids playing. He heard them talked about the fact that their guardians woudn't be home that night and saw his chance. So when the kids left he followed them to their home. And he waited outside the house until it was completely dark outside.
He looked around and saw a scary looking man walking towards him so he ran screaming high pitched to the backyard. there he saw a henhouse and he went inside but there he tried to steal some eggs and he got attacked by the chickens and the hen.
So he ran out of the henhouse, luckily the scary man left already, towards the house where the children now were making hot chocolate in the kitchen.
He knocked at the front door but the children didn't open the door. than M J shouted in his high pitched voice: "Mommy is home children!" And the children opened the door immediately.
Before the children could close the door again when they saw the man who was definitely not their guardian, which they called their mom, standing in front of the door M J stormed into the room and locked the door and he did unforgivable things... HIs punishment was that he died again and he was sent to Extra Large Hell.
But in this Hell M J looked into a possessed by Satan mirror and he thought his skin looked really dark so he took plastic surgery by a "doctor", but he didn't knew that that was a helper from Satan. When the "doctor" finished the plastic surgery he went to satan to betray M J.
Satan was pleased that M J broke the rules again by doing plastic surgery. Now Satan could sent him to Extra Extra Large Hell. When M J arrived there he feel out of the sky and he landed in the fire. There he was burned for ever, he had a lot of pain and it was terrible.
THE END of Michael Jackson
WRITTEN BY A FRIEND
btw: she's not completely sure about the name so any suggestions are always welcome!!!
