Yo mama's such a slut, she has a number dispenser on her bedpost.
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Yo momma's such a slut, she don't need the internet, she's already world wide.
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Yo mama's such a slut that when she walks, her pussy claps.
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Yo mama's such a slut, when she was born, the doctor slapped her bottom to make her cry, and she said "don't forget to pull my hair" .
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Yo momma's such a slut, she thinks L.O.V.E. stands for: Legs. Open. Very. Easy.
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Yo mama's such a slut that when she went to Virgin Islands, they had to change its name!
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Yo momma's such a slut that I could've been Yo daddy, but the guy in line behind me had the correct change.
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Yo mama's such a slut, she doesn't say "Cock-a-doodle-do", she says "Any cock'll do!"
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Yo mama's such a slut, she's been compared to a Big Mac -- full of fat and only worth a buck!
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Yo mama's such a slut, that I came home and asked what was for dinner. She opened her legs and said tuna surprise.
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