Aries - "They're super cool with me."
Taurus - "I save them from Eyeless Jack and his kidneys."
Gemini - "WAFFLE BUDDIES."
Cancer - "I try to get them to be more outgoing."
Leo - "Me and them: Full on Masky attack."
Virgo - "We usually go on missions together."
Libra - "I twitch uncontrollably around them."
Scorpio - "They actually make me nervous..."
Sagittarius - "—I secretly look up to them."
Capricorn - "We're always play fighting; sometimes our weapons get involved..."
Aquarius - "We trade our weapons for fun sometimes just to piss off Slender."
Pisces - ""They're too cute to be a Creepypasta," I said right before they pulverized me."