Earth
You: Brother can I go to the mall?
Earth: Who are you with?
You: I'm going with my friends.
Earth: [[glares]] Friends?? Are you going with a boy??
You: What? No!
Earth: I'm not going to allow you. Go back to your room.
You: But!
Earth: [[creates an earthquake]]
Lightning
You: [[sneaks quietly]]
Lightning: Hold up!
You: Uhh..hey brother!
Lightning: And where do you think your going, huh?
You: I'm going with a friend.
Lightning: Tch! What kind of friend is that? He or She? Make sure it's a 'she' because if I found out... [[summons lightning blade]] you know what will happen.
You: Nevermind! I'll just go back in my room. [[walks upstairs]]
Wind
Wind: Baby sis, where are you going?
You: In my friends house. He invited me in a birthday party.
Wind: Okay! Go home early! *realizes something* WAIT! DID YOU JUST SAY 'HE'?!?!?!
You: What? Oh, what I mean is that 'he' was prefer to Yaya's 6 year old brother. He text me.
Wind: Oh...okie! WAIT! IF IT'S TRUE GIVE ME PROOF!
You: *sigh* Really, brother? *shows the text to Wind*
Wind: Okay, you can go now.
You: Yes, yes. Bye brother!
Wind: WAIT!
You: Aaaaaaaaaaargh!!!
Fire
*Ding dong*
Fire: I'll open it! [[opens the door]]
(M/C/N) = Male Classmate Name
M/C/N: Hi, you must be (Y/N)'s brother right? I'm (M/C/N), her partner in science class.
Fire: [[growls]] I see.
You: (M/C/N), you're here. Come inside.
M/C/N: Thanks.
Fire: (Y/N), I thought your partner was a girl! What's this?!?!
Water
You: Brother, i'm going outside.
Water: Zzzz...
You: Brother?
Water: Zzzz...
You: Brother, i'm going to Fang's house.
Water: [[wakes up]] I'm going with you.
Leaf
Leaf: Where are you going, (Y/N)?
You: Meeting with someone.
Leaf: Meeting with someone who?
You: Friends.
Leaf: Who's your friends?
You: Two friends.
Leaf: Is it a girl or a boy?
You: Leaf! Stop asking questions!
Leaf: Why would I stop asking questions?
You: Because it's annoying!
Leaf: Why am I annoying?
You: Really?!
Leaf: Am I a bad brother?? [[tears up]]
You: What? NO! You're not a bad brother, you're just annoying sometimes.
Leaf: Why am I annoying?
You: //Seriously. Am I talking to a human CleverBot??//
Light
You: Light, I'm going to Fang's house.
Light: [[stops selfie]] What did you say??
You: I'm.Going.To.Fang's.House.
Light: No. [[continues selfie]]
You: Would you stop that kind of habit brother?? Taking selfies everywhere.
Light: Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!........[[serious]] You're grounded.
You: //Dang it//
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A Guide to Boboiboy Galaxy [COMPLETED]
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