Come At Me

03

Amelia

After 10 minutes of tackling, we finally stop.

"Nice.... want gingerbread ?"

"You made 'em?"

"Don't I always?"

"Okaaa."

Before our sweet talk we had been making out on the ground.No, ew he's my brother.
Arny had come to hug me but I ended up slapping him. He laughed then slapped me back.I laughed and threw the first punch, he threw the next.He chuckled and kicked me first, I kicked him next.I squealed and pushed him on the ground.He snickered and pulled me along with him.I finally growled and pulled his hair.He growled back and ordered his guards to not come near.We were rolling on the ground trying to make the other give up till Simon finally broke in.

"Okay I really don't want you guys to die....so........Stop. Now."

So, we stopped.As it's Simon.And when Simon says somethings,you do what Simon says.After muttering a few apologies we went inside the bungalow.Our bungalow. Simon,Arny and I's bungalow. Our den.

Three of us know each other since we were a day old. Simon being a week older than us. We hate going to stupid parties,so every occasion we guys meet up here and celebrate. Just the three of us. And Simon was the one who designed the house. Our best friend, our architect.True friend.

And my really hot and sexy FORMER friend with benefit.Yes.

We were sitting in the hall waiting for Arny to get food.

"You should've told me that we are coming here."Simon was staring somewhere and either didn't listen to me or chose to ignore me.I hope it's not the latter.

I get up from the bean bag I was sitting on and sit beside him.

"You know what, Am-"

"No I don't babe." I cut Simon off.

"Okay then listen." He sighs in frustration.

I giggle as he continues.

"The day you left , Edwin attempted suicide."

Then I fall on the ground and lose consciousness.

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Lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol.
I have been laughing my fucking ass off since the past 10 minutes.My jaws are hurting.
I am crying , tears are continuously rolling down my cheeks and Simon is chuckling along with me while Arny is just glaring at us.He has been waiting for us to eat since ages and I . Can't. Stop.

I. Just. Can't.

WOW.

Edwin Marco aka Eddy-Teddy, attempted suicide because of MEH.My poor poor Papa Bear.When he went into depression, I was dying with laughter.But now that I know he attempted suicide, there's no stopping.

I CAN NOT.

I, AMELIA,THE MOST RIDICULOUS PERSON IN THE ELLINGHAM HOUSEHOLD
MADE MY 40 YEAR OLD BASTARD OF A BODYGUARD, EDDY-TEDDY ATTEMPT SUICIDE.