Linds POV
Lately since I've been Eric's gf there's been so many facebook statuses my mind's gonna explode! Anyways apparently Eric wanted to play Jasmine at ball. That turned out to be a whole like group thing though finding a date was rather annoying. So I'm just like waiting for Friday to come and then....
*While I'm Sleeping*
............Zzzz.......
SUPRISE MOTHER FUCKER! ITS FRIDAY (Insert troll face)
I jolt with a wake to realize........ o.m.g. it's FRIDAY!!! WOOOHHH!!!!! Dammit...... 2:30...... screw it I'm gonna stay in bed til then. My comfy bed.....
12 o' clock
*Yawn* *Pulls out phone*
Well... It's friday, being the white bitch that i am i talked to our group chat. The only thing on my mind was fuck fuck fuck i cant wait! god dammit why can't it be now!?! dammit dammit dammit dammit.
Screw it. *pulls out phone* txts: Can u guys come now? Luckily everyone could come early. I walked with Kathy to Mount joy and Eric was there too! O.M.G my smexy eric!!! Then something crossed my mind:
Wait........ everyone's gonna expect me to make out with him shit! How the hell do I do this?
Finally Jasmine came over! being the overly high and happy person i did a ryan hug on her (a hug that could kill). Then I got to see Jasmine and Smeric Play basketball. Damn they are competitive, and they fight alot. So cute! Not that i'm shipping them or anything, Jasmine ratted me out when I said it was cute when they thought. God! how many screen shots has Jasmine took! Well she can take them and shove it up her ass! Eric was really sweaty. As in REALLY sweaty. Hmm.. at least he doesn't smell.
^ Eric's Armpit
Rather quickly we went to menchies. But before we went to menchies we went to shoppers to get some 99c lemonade. Swag. The menchies was like right beside it but eric got lost. I was like:
how??? da fuq?
*At menchies*
JASMINE THATS MINE!!! JASMINE THTS--- WAIT NOPE! RYAN?!?! ANOTHER RYAN!?!? WHAT THE FUCK! selfie! etc. I lean my head onto Eric's shoulder....... Wow he's still sweaty. My eyes look up to see Eric squinting his eyes in the war against the glares. I sniff. Hmm... Intresting. Spin the bottle, gossip, u know talking about periods same old same old. We were there for like a loooonnngg time. I stole Jasmine's phone and txted her bff i love u and she freaked out on me! I ran to the washroom for cover unsure which gender it was and she like f*ckin raped me! And no one brought a sharpie :'( So I borrowed one. So me and eric were gonna cosplay tfios (btw Augustus dies. TROLOLO). So we were gonna do the okay? no. thing but i wrote on his wrong hand!!! fuck life, screw the world, and we just walked back to mount joy holding hands. We weren't sure whether we wanted to hold hands, when we broke apart it felt as though our hands had been kragled and the piece of resistance made an explosion of dissapointment. My eyes wandered towards Jasmine's chest. Something green? The girls made a talk about bras and that somehow made Jasmine take off her bra. Through her legs? Da fuq? how is that even possible !?!? Eric freaked. Like, he FREAKED. God some guys just can't handle our womanly.
*At the park*
Tbh doing the spider with eric wouldn't be such a bad idea.
^ The spider
But that would be BEYOND pda. BEYOND. So we just swang together peacefully. That was until Jasmine shooed us off as little children saying, "Now you two run along, find somewhere and makeout". So we went to the bottom of the hill and did just that. Makeout. I didn't really talk about it that much. I'm guessing when Jasmine writes the fanfic she's gonna be mad that she can't really describe the making out park. Oh well who gives a fuck. I wonder if Candy and Kathy were watching me. From what I know Jasmine was messing with Eric's bag and I'm pretty sure Candy and Kathy were attempting to look at us but looked away if anything happened.
*Sigh* what a weird day.
A/N: THIS ALL IN WHAT I THINK IS LINDSAY'S POV. THE CUTE THING IS WHAT SHE ACTUALLY MSGED ME SO YAH
