Louis Tomlinson or Luke Hemmings?
Stranger 1: Both gay
Stranger 2: bacon. bacon is always the answer
Stranger 1: Nah
Stranger 1: Rohypnol is
Stranger 2: i still prefer bacon
Stranger 1: Bacon cooked in rohypnol
Stranger 1: Bitches love it
Stranger 2: nope bacon cooked in more bacon
Stranger 1: You aint lived without rohypnol
Stranger 2: well, i'll die happy eating some bacon.
Stranger 1: You are dead
Stranger 2: nope
Stranger 1: Well you will be when Im done with you
Stranger 2: im a woman and i wear glasses, you cant beat me.
Stranger 1: Because both of those facts will help you avoid me raping and murdering you
Stranger 1: In fact they worsen your chances of escaping
Stranger 2: but you cant hurt a person who's eating bacon.
Stranger 1: I can, because there's bacon for me to steal
Stranger 1: So I might have to hurt you to get it
Stranger 2: you cant steal bacon, thats really mean!
Stranger 2: you're a bad person.
Stranger 1: Well youll be dead anyway, so it wont matter to you
Stranger 1: I might even make bacon out of you
Stranger 2: but you're a bad person how would you live with it?
Stranger 2: too skinny for that.
Stranger 1: If Hannibal can live with it, so can I
Stranger 1: Never too skinny to be made into bacon
