Smut/Lemons

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Warning: Smut/Lemons are sexual stories, therefore I will have inappropriate notes

Literally like two people on earth have a 12 inch penis. If you want to go large, go with 7-8.5. 9 is even pushing it!

A woman's vagina is roughly 3-4 inches deep. You cannot spear an 8 inch dick in with no problem. That will hurt!

ANAL IS EXTREMELY PAINFUL AND REQUIRES A LOT OF LUBE!! YOU PHYSICALLY CANNOT GLIDE IN DRY WITHOUT PREPARATION OR PAIN!

Virginity is not always painful, but generally requires preparation. There may be a little bit of blood. Granted, it is not always painful, but generally it stings a little.

Don't rely on hentai to educate yourself. Breasts are not that pleasurable and poking them will never usually arouse a woman. Playing with nipples feels nice, but it's never enough to get off on!

Cumming inside a female gets her pregnant and girls are never usually okay with that!

You cannot physically deep throat a 9 inch cock. Put a ruler next to your face, and consider girth. Unless you can deep throat a large sausage, you cannot do that.

If the male is a teenager, believe it or not, they are extremely hormonal and in heated situations, generally don't take much to become erect.

USING TEETH IS NEVER OKAY DURING A BLOW JOB! IT IS NOT REMOTELY AROUSING UNLESS THEY'RE A MASOCHIST!

5 fingers is technically fisting. 2-3 is generally acceptable and will normally begin to hurt a little after that.

Try not to rely on other fan fictions to describe yours, particularly in the matter of orgasms. I recommend describing it from personal experience.

Healthy vaginas are never usually wet all the time. Foreplay is key.

Semen stains. You can't just swipe it off your clothes (especially white ones) and call it good. It will dry and it will feel, smell, and look disgusting.

Shower sex is a lot harder than you think it is! People generally don't realize how hard it is! Trust me! It's super difficult! You can't find a good way to do it unless you have a build-in seat in your shower. It is slippery and hoisting someone on your hips will put weight on your feet and you will slip.

Depending on height difference, simply bending over is not enough. Think about whose legs are taller - someone is gonna have to squat. Also it hurts the back of your legs.

Going in raw is super risky and even if you pull out, can still get a woman pregnant

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