What The Signs Would Be In Prison For

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Capricorn : Trying to catch a stolen check

Aquarius : going into Area 51

Pisces : grew a massive field of weed

Aries : hitting a police officer

Taurus : manslaughter

Gemini : car chase

Cancer : not paying taxes

Leo : shoplifting

Virgo : is actually innocent

Libra : Facebook hacking

Scorpio : mass murder

Sagittarius : jumping into a fountain

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