Capricorn : their parents
Aquarius : their face
Pisces : themselves
Aries : you
Taurus : their alarm clock
Gemini : the entire human population
Cancer : anyone who makes them cry
Leo : ice cream and cake
Virgo : the patriarchy
Libra : everyone but only using their lips
Scorpio : god
Sagittarius : iggy azalea
They will be wasting cake and ice cream how dare you leo
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Zodiac Signs
RandomThis is a fun zodiac sign book that is ralateble or not ralateble to the people reading this book . ♈♉♊♋♌♍♎♏♐♑♒♓⛎
