I pulled back and slapped him across the face. "What the fuck was that!?!" I yelled/asked him. "But, I thought.." He replied. "I'm gay!" I interuppted. Nobody else in the precinct knew that. Well, he did now. But he was allowed to know. I'd known him for 15 years. He didn't lie. He wouldn't tell. "You're gay?" he asked. "Remember when Babs Duffy came and 'paraded' SVU?" I asked. He nodded. "And remember when I asked you if you got a gay vibe from me?" He nodded, again. "You got that answer wrong. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some papers to finish." I said as I walked out of the room.
I walked back to my desk with a big grin on my face. "Do I wanna know?" Fin asked. "I slapped him." Fin high-fived me, while Munch's jaw dropped. "Flabbergasted?" I asked him. "How did you.....?" he asked as Elliot walked to his desk trying to avert his eyes from the apparent Medusa that was invisible and sitting in my seat.
