It was a beautiful summer day in Washington DC. President Barack Obama walked into the Oval Office for the first time that morning.
"Uhhhhhhh, Michelle. Where's my divorce lawyer?"
Michelle Obama looked at her former husband in despair.
"Please...I understand how you feel...can't we just talk about this, mistew Obama, pweeeeease."
Barack simply looked at her with disdain. He opened the top drawer of his presidential desk and pulled out six colored rocks. With the power of the rocks and the snap of his fingers, he opened a portal to the Green Hill Zone.
"Then perish."
Michelle Obama was immediately drawn into the swirling vortex and her dying screams were the last thing Barack heard before...
There he was. Obama's one true love. God himself, in all his blue blazing glory.
Sonic the Hedgegod- I mean hot- I mean hog.
The President of the United States immediately dropped to his knees.
"Sonic, I've missed you so much."
Sonic, in all his anthropomorphic sexiness, leaned down to Obama and laid Obama's chin in his cartoon-y palm.
"I've missed you too, little one."
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Destined Fate of the President
FanfictionObama's final destination, determined by God himself.
