44- yo mamas

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i feel like doing yo mamas and this is not about y'all mamas  this some y'all can use

yo mama so ugly she scared the crap out the toilet

yo mama so fat when she got up to use the bathroom you missed 3 episodes of Maury

yo mama so ugly that.....well.......look at you

yo mama so ugly that her shadow ran away from her

yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone

yo mama so fat it takes 3 paint rollers to put her lipstick on ( this one was lame i am getting these from a special source and some are mine)

yo mama so ugly she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares( damn lml)

yo mama so ugly she made onions cry( lml)

yo mama so demanding she is telling you to comment and vote -.- lml but please i am taking offers on anything now like i said in the beginning of the book and it can be anything because i am gonna be blunt and honest with it

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