B I L L:
- Mom and Dad
- Legit everybody loves you as a couple , never allowed to breakup
-other people cry if you get into a fight even if it's over something small
R I C H I E:
-Overwhelming PDA couple
-can you guys keep your hands to yourselves for 1 second? No
-Eddie is constantly complaining about how you guys always squeeze each other's ass in front of him
E D D I E:
-surprisingly sexual couple?
-can't keep each other's tounges from down the other's throat
-Will walk away somewhere to fuck
-Richie Claims that you ruined poor little Eddie teddy
-his mom does to (eddies mom)
S T A N:
-under appreciated couple
-honestly you two are the fucking cutest and nobody outside of the losers club fully appreciates it
-people only fully realise how cute it is when he kisses you to help your nerves for a presentation
M I K E:
-the trusting couple
-could be the only girl left in the world with dozens of men left and he would still trust you (vice versa)
-grandma and grandpa
-the sweetest couple
- trusts everything that the other says fully
-one of you could say that an alien tentacle fucked Henry bowers and now the worlds ending and the other person would believe it
B E V:
-the gay couple
-intimidating dot com
-literal definition of leather and lace
-the biker lesbian moms the losers deserve
