A/N:Deridot as April from Parks and Recreation
Any charecters in this other than Deridot or Peridot belong to Blockster or its someone from the Asker Squad!
Peridot:YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I JUST FOUND ON DORY'S PROFILE!
Deridot:*browsing through tumblr* a friend.... buuuuuurn
-next one-
Virus:I'm gonna photo shop, Karmas face!
Deridot:*appears out of no where* can you photo shop your life with better decisions Virus?!
Dory:Okay now, Deri
-cut to Deri still being a dick-
Deridot:*holding a phone* So... you want me to dial a number then read another number out loud...?
Pastle:yes! Can you handle it...?
Deridot:*looks Pastle straight in the eyes* N o...
-hey another asshole move brought to you by Pip-
Deridot:here's the notes you asked for Dockster... *hands notes*
Dockster:Thanks Deri!
Deridot:*leaves*
Dockster:*reads notes* Oh c'mon!
Note:Get your own notes bitch
-another one-
Music:CELEBRATION TIME C'MON!
Dwagon:HAPPY NEW YEARS!
Peridot:this is so nice of you a Dwagon!
Deridot:I just put poisoned gas in one of theses balloon so if any pop we all may die..
YOU ARE READING
Asker squad on crack
ФанфикRead the damn title (cover belongs to its rightful owner) [Warning:un-censored cursing]
