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funny Teachers

My math substitute was strangely happy like too happy to be human so he is Mr David like David from Camp Camp

And my history teacher is gonna be called Mr Burr because history and stuff! Anyway enjoy!

(Side note: this has sat here for two fucking months- PERI GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER-)

Mr David:BE FREE MY CHILDREN-

friend:YESsS

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Peri:*doing work*

Mr David:why do you have so many pens?

Peri:(has like 15 pens) really? I don't think it's enough...

Mr David:good answer-

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Mrs Sally:listen class today this shape is your Valentine's!

Peri:wow I didn't think my love life could get even sadder- BUT HERE WE ARE!

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Student:Sir! Do you think we will have a 3rd world war

Mr Burr:nah, it would cost to much, and no one wants to pay that-
(Pretty much what he said /Pacific words are/ "nah, it would cost too much and no country would wanna pay it")

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Act 1
Peridot:hey can we agree duels are stupid

Bully:sure but you deserve it

Act 2
Bully:Your friends a dick

Peridot:*loads shotgun* BiTCh-