Mom: Are you ever going to go on a date? Someone needs to take you off my hands.
Me: Gee thanks mom. I'll have you know that I'm currently dating Fred Weasley.
Mom: Fred Weasley is a fictional character who is dead!
Me: *gasp* The words Fred and dead should never been in the same sentence... and our love is real! Just ask the cardboard cutout in my room
Mom: You're insane
