Me: *carries enormous pile of books to library counter*
New Librarian: Woah, are you sure you'll be able to get through all of those?
Me: Oh I'm sure.
New Librarian: You may have to renew at least half of them though, possibly more than once. Are you sure you want them all now?
Me: You underestimate my reading abilities.
Me: *finishes all books in a matter of days*
