Pillsbury Dough-bro gives himself a good blow

GIMME THAT RAW DOUGH SCHLONG

(This is my contribution to society you're fucking welcome.)

After a day in the studio recording for some dumb ass commercial, our man, the myth, the legend himself Pillsbury Doughboy  was chillin' on his bed, watching the Olympics (he always pictures the gymnasts as strings of dough getting turned into pretzels and he won't admit it, but it gives his the biggest hard on.) After staring at the screen for a while, he starts to feel it..he looks down at his T H R O B B I N G  M E M B E R and then sighs over dramatically like the fucking attention seeking little bitch he is, he then looks back at the TV, trying to ignore his cock-a-saurus rex, begging for attention. He watches the gymnasts twist back and forth and tangle themselves like actual pieces of fucking spaghetti with ease when a thought pops into his bulbous doughy head..."I wonder if I can do that..." right after that thought he is immediately reminded of his funky fatty below him. A devilish smirk creeps up onto his face. He gets into position. Sitting completely upright he takes a big, deep breath and without hesitation bends over and thrusts his head downward, mouth wide open, and ready to take it all. And surprisingly, it works! Immediately his mouth is filled with the bitterly sweet taste of frosty pre-cum "Damn I taste fucking good" he thinks. Him never sucking that g00d dick before (or so he says but we all know that's a FUCKING LIE YOU DIRTY DICK SUCKING DOUGH SLUT) he just starts moving his head up and down and starts sucking vigorously, just like that one porno he saw. After going at it for a while with no results, he sits back up and looks at his weapon of ass destruction sadly...until he remembers that he got a new toy recently. He opens the drawer to the nightstand beside him and there it is, the most gorgeous thing he's ever seen, a rolling pin. He grabs it without hesitation and lubes that bad boi up, and proceeds to shove it up his tight, raw, doughy ASS. He instantly moans. He's so ready now. With the rolling pin so far up him that you can barely see the handle peeking out, he gets back into position and bends over once more and i n h a l e s his member into his orifice like a black hole. Instantly he notices a BIG (like his dick) difference, he starts sucking more and bobs his head up and down happily, the pleasure getting more and more intense with each movement. It's not that long until he can feel himself about to explode, quickening his pace he moves his head faster and more furiously until he finally busts a nice fat nut into his mouth,meanwhile he moans way too fucking loud "UUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHFFFUUUUCK" and without paying attention, he bites down. "Oh god, oh fuck, oh shit" he thinks, realizing what just happened. He looks down and sees his precious yogurt slinger is fucking MISSING. But wow, does his dick taste AMAZING, like, godly amazing, forgetting about his missing wee-wee he eats his third leg with content. "Best. Cock-gobble, Ever."  With a big yawn, lil dough bro decides to go to bed, and with his ass still filled with that rolling pin, and his stomach fill with that good doughy dick, he goes to bed.

THE END

(I spent way too long on this shit god fucking damnit)