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Naruto Rants (Wattpad Edition)

This shit I'm talking about will be about Naruto—as you can see in the title—fanfictions in general.

First off, of course, the MC has a horrible past, isn't that surprising?

No.

Every book—well, not every, but whatever—with Naruto's tag will give you a gurl with horrible past, and a cold personality.

We don't need another Sasuke, dear fuck.

Second of all, the girl has no parents—they died in the past, that's why—and she can live on her own as a little girl because the Hokage gave her money and an apartment to live for the entirety of her childhood. Realistic, right?

Thirdly, the MC has ice-cold personality it rivals UrANUS's temperature, BUTT, she becomes Naruto's first friend! The originality is there!

Oh God, no!

Those puns are puntastic.

I'll stop.

Fourthly, the MC is so freaking cute/gorgeous, it makes Sasuke blush! Did I also mention that Sasuke is the love interest?

How cliché.

Fifthly, you can't be an awesome character if you aren't OP as fuck. The solution? Make the MC Mary Sue of fucking course! She so OP she can single-handedly kill an Akatsuki, or maybe even Madara to be better.

Nope.

Sixthly (and possibly the last), I see this behavior on every Naruto fanfiction.

They always hate Sakura.

Oh for fuck's sake, I don't wanna explain this crap, it's cliché, childish, irritating, and more.

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A/N:

Ok, I'm updating fast now (I'll try, I swear), and if you have rants about Naruto fanfics, leave comments of your own since there are way much more shit than I know in Naruto fanfics.

Again, I appreciate every read, comment and vote for this rant book.

I'll hide in the leaves . . . .

If you know what I mean.

Thanks for reading.