Symphony invited Sonic, Shadow, Silver, Mephiles, Blaze, Amy, Tails, Knuckles, Rouge, Viola, Harmony, Jasper, Scourge, and Fleetway to the chat
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sonic: ok, now wut is MATING SEASON!?
Symphony: Sonic, calm down. Mating Season is like a 5 month holiday. But instead of getting actual gifts, u mate w/ someone
Sonic: wuts mate?
Scourge: Symph, how old is he?
Symphony: 15
Scourge: it sounds like hes 5
Symphony: Scourge, shut up! Anyway, mating is when u...u-uh...how do I put this...u and someone else have S-E-X...
Sonic:...Wen's Mating Season?
Shadow: um......it starts on the last week of May
Sonic: Shadow can u hold me tightly till its over?
Shadow: s-sure...
Rouge: hes so embarrassed, hes stuttering in his texts, Awwww~
Shadow: SHUT THE FUCK UP ROUGE!!!
Symphony: Sonic, that's not a good idea
Sonic: y not?
Symphony: during Mating Season, hedgehogs release a scent, attracting other hedgehogs. Wen a hedgehog realeses their scent, the opposite gender will smell it and try to mate with them. Since your a herm, both males and females will try to mate with u, meaning Shadow will do the same
Sonic: then Im hiding in our bunker
Shadow: WUT!?
Fleetway: don't be a baby
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Sonic's emotional status is scared
------------------------------------------------------Symphony: also Sonic, try and wear a sweater
Sonic: y?
Symphony: Because, during mating season, mostly male herms get....how do I say it....plump
Sonic: plump?
Symphony: it's wen u go into heat and ur chest and ass get bigger. 2 put it simply, u become more feminine
Scourge: y doesn't that happen to u?
Symphony: Because I learned how to control myself during it. Now, I'll appreciate it if u don't get Sonic laid. This is his FIRST Mating Season so his scent will be strong. Try to fight ur temptation, I don't want Sonic being traumatized
Scourge: sure
Fleetway: I'm not gonna do anything to him, I'm going after Scourgy~
Mephiles: yeah, I'm going after Silvy
Amy: but Sonikku and I were ment for eachother!
Sonic: we r not!!!
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Sonic left the chat
------------------------------------------------------Amy: I'm coming to get u Sonikku!
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Amy left the chat
------------------------------------------------------Shadow: T~T
Silver: wut's with the face Shadz?
Shadow: I wanted to mate with Sonic T~T
Mephiles: Shadow...dont...
Shadow: but I love him!
Scourge: back it up, Shadow, u like Sonic!?
Tails: OK, wut's happening
Knuckles: OOOOO~ TWISTS! Guys wait, I need to get popcorn!
Symphony: that explains alot...
Blaze: alot about wut?
Symphony: I found 18+ pictures of Sonic being uke on his laptop last week
Viola: oh my god, the ultimate lifeform is gettin dirty! 😂
Harmony: Shadow, wow, just wow...
Shadow: I'm not gonna lie, I actually do
Jasper: wait...do u jerk off to them?
Shadow: does this give it away?
Shadow: O///O
Viola: blushes means...oh my god he does!😂
Shadow: HOW IS SONIC SEXY BUT CUTE AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME!?
Silver: easy, it's Sonic
Harmony: true
Jasper: how long have u done this Shadow?
Shadow:...............Since we first met
Symphony: we need to talk later
Shadow: fine
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Symphony, Shadow, Silver, Mephiles, Blaze, Tails, Knuckles, Rouge, Viola, Harmony, Jasper, Scourge, and Fleetway left the chat
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Sonadow Group Chat
RandomThis is literally a place where Sonic and friends chat in a group. Not much, but it is funny. If u want, u can ask to be in the chat for the 'day'.