Mr. Heartbreaker's Lollipop

XV- How big is your *insert PG* Kylie

By the time I find myself knocking furiously on the door and waiting for Vera to open up, it is midday. I finally stop knocking and search for my key in my purse. Vera is probably still sleeping from last night's party.

The fist thing I notice when I step into my house is the broken vase, and that is not the only thing. The house reeks of booze and everywhere I look, there is a sleeping body. I step over the bodies and into my room, and that's when I see red.

On my bed, are the three naked bodies of a Hollywood college star athlete and the Kylie and Kay twins, in the middle of a passionate threesome! They don't even notice me standing by the door and they continue to make ugly sounds and slap their bodies passionately against each other. Their clothes are strewn all over the floor of my bedroom and I kick them under my bed before I turn to face them.

They only stop and turn to face me when they hear someone screaming at the top of their lungs loud enough to scare off an aggressive tiger. I continue to scream and they continue to stare at me in fear.

"Get. Your. Scwany. Asses. Out. Of. My. House!" I yell and they start to run around looking for their clothes.

"Now!" I say, not letting them find their clothes and kicking them out of my room, naked as the day they were born.

I sigh tiredly and sit on the bed, debating whether to kick the rest of them out of my home or shower first. I qyickly make up my mind when I try to stand up and something sticky holds me back.

Gross.

My eyes enlarge when I look to see what it is. I gape for at the white substance on my bed before barging out of my room and screaming on my wake.

"Why is there a bucket of cum on my bloody bed! How big is your *insert PG* Kylie!"

Without further ado, I throw open my door and use a mop stick to chase everyone out. Naked or clothed. I gagged when I saw- well, I saw something grossly weird.

When the last of the them have left my house, I slam my door shut and march my way to Vera's room.

She had better say her last prayer.

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"Your still not talking to me?" My best friend pouts and gives me the sad puppy look, but I don't budge.

"Obviously."

"B-but you talked to me when your asked me to go buy you chocolates and I did!"

I shrug and turn to the last page of Chapter five.

In this place, on this Date
The World was changed Forever

"What's today's date?" I ask Vera out of the blue.

"Seventh May, Why?"

I grimace and take a deep breathe.

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, Lollipop. Are you okay? I asked you not to read that idiot professor book."

"The writer wasn't a professor, It's the main character of the series that's a Professor of symbolism."

Vera stares at me blankly while I shuffle around for my phone to confirm today's date.

"Shit!" I exclaim and Vera hurries to my side, "Shit it's today, the seventh of May."

"You're scaring me, Pops. What is today?"

"The seventh of-"

"I know it's the seventh!" Vera exclaims, "but what is the seventh supposed to be?"

"The day of my big court case."

***

"I can't believe you forgot about your court case today!" Vera exclaims for the hundredth time as she helps me pack my files together while I run around trowing my suit into a school bag Vera loaned me.

"I wouldn't have forgotten it if you hadn't dragged me to the K and K party, so, quit bugging me!"

"Sorry, I'm just stressed." Vera says and I turn to look at her like she has grown a second head.

"You are stressed?" I ask and Vera nods.

"If you're stressed, what should I be, Vera. I am the one with a court case in less than thirty minutes."

"I don't know how you aren't shitting your pants."

We run out of the house and Vera literally pushes me into our range rover, telling me to hurry. I rev the engine, but before I zoom off, I turn to Vera.

"I have diapers on." I say with a large grin and drive off while Vera stands looking like she would be the one shitting a pantie.

***

"Why are we here again, officer?" I ask the young officer as he fidgets nervously and politely requests I come to the station with him.

"Okay, I'll list it off, for the last time."

I nod and wait for him to go on.

"You broke speeding list, ran two traffic lights that clearly said red, and I caught you stripping in your car!" The young sheriff exclaims and tries to cover his blushing British cheeks.

"Officer," I drawl and bat my new human hair lashes at the cute blond, "is there a law against stripping in my car?"

"N-no. I mean, yes."

I sigh and look at my watch ticking away. I have barely five minutes left.

"Listen, I am a lawyer and I have a court case in exactly five minutes. What you saw back there was me changing out of pajamas and into a more suitable court clothing."

The young officer nods his blond head sympathetically.

"Still, you crossed speeding limit and didn't adhere to the traffic regulations."

I want to ask him why he is doing the traffic warden duties but the tick tock coming from my wrist makes me think again.

"Get in the car."

"What?" He gapes at me and I laugh.

"I'm not going to bite you, Sheriff."

He doesn't look like he believes me, so I try again.

"You want me to go to your station, right? So, get in the car. We are going there."

"What about your court case?"

Time up.

"Shut up, and just get in, already!" I huff.

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A/N: I like this chapter 😂

Who can tell me the book Lollipop was reading?

And what was that creepy stuff at the last page of Chapter five? *shivers*