Cullen Wife-Swap (REWRITING)

Cullen's

This is my second story. I do not own Twilight Stephenie Meyer does. I own the Henderson's. KK?! Now in my first story Jane and Alec join the cullen's. I haven't finished it but it is like 10 years later and they are all happy (sorry for spoiling it) so they will be part of the story along with Seth and Leah.Okay then lets start!

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*Jane's POV*

Me and Seth are cuddling each other on the couch. We are happily married for 5 years now. We have had up and downs but are happy. All of a sudden Edward comes in screaming for everybody.

''What happened Edward?'' Seth asks all scared and concerned.

''WHO THE HELL SIGNED US UP FOR WIFE-SWAP?!?!'' Edward yells.

''WHAT?!''

''WHAT THE HELL?!"

"WIFE-SWAP?!''

''WHAT?!?!'' We all yell.

''EMMETT MCARTY CULLEN! GET YOUR ASS DOWN NOW!!'' I yell.

''What?''

"Why the hell did you SIGN US UP FOR WIFE-SWAP?!'' I yell almost losing my temper. I don't want Esme to leave. She is like a mother, like a real mother.

''Why do you always blame me?!'' Emmett asks all innocently.

''Maybe because it was you'' Edward says.

Then comes in Carlisle and Esme. They see our mad,annoyed,and sad faces. Esme breaks the silence.

''What's wrong kids?'' Esme asks all concerned. I hand them the letter and they read it out load:

            Dear Mrs.Cullen,

           You have been accepted to our next episode of Wife-Swap. We loved your video you have sent us. You will be picked up on October 10, and you will be swaping with Mrs.Henderson. You will be picked up at 3 pm and move to Buffalo, New York, for the next 2 weeks. Thank you for signing up.

                                        Sincerely,

                                                       Wife-Swap.

''Video? What Video?'' Carlisle asks.

''EMMETT!'' We all yell except for Esme and Carlisle.

''I'll go get it.'' Emmertt says he goes to get the video.

Emmett comes back with video. The video starts with showing the house and coming in. 

Then it shows a picture with carlisle and a voice sounding like him.

           ''Hello My name is Dr.Carlisle Cullen. I work at the local forks hospital. I am a work-a-holic.'' Then comes a picture of Esme in her garden,''This is my Wife Esme Cullen, she works in her garden, cleans, and in her free times does interior designing. Together we apodted 12 teenagers''

A picture of Alice with shopping bags comes up,''This is my daughter Alice Cullen, she is 17 and Edward and Emmett Cullen's sister she is a shop-a-holic, and is in a relationship with my son Jasper. Since none of them are related except 2 pairs of twin and a pair of a brother and sister. we have no problem with them dating each other.''comes up a picture of Jasper looking pained,''This is Jasper Hale, he is 18 and is Rosalie Hale's Twin Brother he is 'with' Alice he has emotional problems,'' a picture of Edward and Bella come up,''This is Edward Cullen and Bella Swan, Edward is 17 and is Alice and Emmett Cullen's brother and so is Bella who is sister with Renesmee, they are together and are suicidal teens,'' A picture of Nessie and Jacob come up, ''This is Renesmee Swan she is 16 and is Bella's sister and this is Jacob Black he is a family friend who we adopted after they passed away, he is 18 and has Anger issues, if you do something to Renesmee he will get mad, they are together,'' a picture of Alec and Leah sitting together looking into space comes up, ''This is Alec and Leah, Alec is 16 years old and is Jane's Twin Brother, he is a sadistic person, Leah is 17 and has anger issues and is Seth's Older sister, if you do something to Alec she will be pissed and vice-versa, they are together,'' a picture of Me and Seth Comes up of us talking and laughing comes up then staring into space, ''These are Jane and Seth, they are both 16, Jane is Alec Twin Brother and Seth is Leah's Younger Brother, Jane looks innocent but can be mean and rude at times, is sadistic and has a temper, Seth is a fun person but do anything to Jane and he will get made and vice-versa, he also has anger issuies,'' a picture of Emmett flexing his muscles comes up, ''This is my favorite son Emmett he is 18 and is Alice and Edward Brother, he is an awe relationship with Rosalie'' last is Rosalie brushing her hair, ''This is Rosalie the beauty of our family, she is 18, she is Jasper Hale's twin sister and is in a relationship with Emmett, Well that is it.That is the Cullen Family!''

We were all mad except Rosalie,Esme,and Renesmee since they said nothing bad, but we all start yelling at Emmett.

''I AM NOT A WORK-A-HOLIC!!!!'' Carlisle yells

''I AM NOT A SHOP-A-HOLIC!!!!'' Alice shrieks

''I DONT HAVE EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS!!!!'' Jasper shouts

''WE ARE NOT SUICIDAL TEENS!!!!'' Edward and Belaa yell at the same time

''WE ARE NOT SADISTIC!!!!'' Me and Alec shout

''WE DONT HAVE ANGER ISSUES!!!'' Jake,Seth, and Leah yell

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How was it. Tell me what you think. KK?

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