Not So Different

Chapter 1: Stupid, Cheating,Annoying Hoes

Chapter 1: Stupid, Cheating, Annoying Hoes

I tapped my foot, anxious for my turn in a line at Wal-Mart. The guy in front of me seemed to want to torture me and with two carts full to the rim and three bags filled with things he wanted to return it was easy. I’m usually a patient person but this guy had a lot of cards. And when I say a lot I mean he had hundreds of them! Every single time I thought the cashier would do something about him wasting damn time, he would look her in the eyes, smile and POOF! She would give him more time to waste.

God let this dumb hoe do her job! It’s not that hard, I added as an afterthought to my prayer. The guy finally pulled out a golden debit card that was actually approved. I thought that this would be the end of my torture but sadly it was far from it. Each and every, ever loving time she was about to ring up the final price he would catch her eye, wink and this blue eyed big boobed hoe would press a button that made her have to start all over again.

"God help me when will this be over?" I exclaimed out loud this time, hearing a few murmurs of agreement from the people behind me in line. The stupid girl finally rung everything up without pressing that damn button and he was on his way taking his sweet time towards the door. I glared at his back and when he was almost to the door he had the nerve to turn around and wink at me! It only took about three seconds for me to remember who the hell that jackass was!

Diego , Riverview Highs very own man whore and my arch enemy. Typical for his dumb ass to waste my time, even in a public place! The problem wasn't mainly Diego being a jerk but mostly from his bitch girlfriend Antonia who decided since kindergarten to try and piss me off at every chance she got.

Why? I don't know or care. But her main weapon was Diego and she used him every chance she got and every way she could. I glared at him one last time before I turned to the cashier that wasted about thirty minutes of my damn life.

"That'll be 154.67$." she said her patient tone of voice gone along with the man hoe. I lifted an eyebrow at her in anger. That tally whacker sucker, he just had to come and make this girl not do her job and get pissed at me for no reason! He just had to get me worked up! I took a deep breath before glaring at her then with a glance at her name tag I went off on her.

"Listen here Suzy today I'm not a very happy person so I suggest for your safety and the safety of others you shut the fuck up and give me change for a 500$ bill. Please and thank you hoe." I said leaving her shocked but fully functioning as cashier. After all my things were neatly placed into my cart courtesy of Suzy, she seemed to finally gain her backbone back.

"Bitch." she mumbled to the point where she thought I couldn't hear her. Instead of retaliating with telling her off once again I shrugged and walked towards a huge pyramid of snacks that must have taken hours to build. I "accidentally" bumped into it on my way towards the door. I spun back around to take in the shocked look of Suzy and winked.

"Oops, sorry." and with that I was out of what used to be my favorite Wal-Mart.

Walking to my baby, Eric my 1968 baby blue Camaro, I sighed and piled the things inside of the spacious trunk. In less than twenty minutes I was pulling into the driveway of the tan and white four bedroom house I shared with my two best friends, Vicky and Jackie, who were either sleeping or eating every damn thing in sight. My parents knew that I needed to practice responsibility so sending me off with 5000$, my car, my clothes, and my best friends they told me to find a house.

It was shocking at first and I thought they just wanted to get rid of me but when I found out the actual reasoning for it I was pretty happy and found this place with more than enough room for me and my besties.

Well, the bathroom situation was a mess the first few months but after we got a schedule going everybody was happy and no more cat fights broke out because someone was taking too long in the bathroom.