The Student-Teacher Romance Narrative

Okay so then...

That happened....
That happened?!
Holy shit that happened....

Vicky's mind was dazed, shocked and blurry as she walked to the cafeteria. Liam wanted her to teach him yaoi, Damien was probably going to rip her limb from limb and Hell can only guess how long it takes to sew those back on if you take them apart all at once. although she could probably ask Brian for help...

Oh right, back to the subject at hand.

How was she supposed to teach Liam yaoi?! Its not like there are rules! What's there to teach?!

Vicky calmed herself down as she neared her destination. Trying desperately to think rationally, she took deep, heavy breaths and decided that food will make it better. Because, after all, when does it not?

She was bouncy and fidgety while in the lunchline, mostly because Liam was right there. Just a table away. And she wasn't ready.

Luckily for her, she spotted "The Gang" sitting at a separate table, far from Liam, but not far enough.

Okay okay okay, positives, think positives.... If she was teaching him yaoi, then they spend a lot of time together, which means there was room for attatchment, and if she was teaching yaoi, a tender and affectionate (occasionally sexual) art form.... Life imitates art, doesnt it? And prom was coming up.... If she convinced Liam to go...

"Then I won't have to go by myself like a loser!"

Oh damn, did she say that last part out loud?

Judging by the look on everyone's face the answer was probably yes.

Vicky facepalmed herself as she sat down, only to have somene snap their fingers for her attention. She looked up to see Brian and Oz looking a bit scared and worried for her mental well-being, and Amira, whose fingers suggested she was the one demanding audience.

"What the hell was that? I though we were over your outbursts by now Vick." the (literally) flame headed girl asked.

Vicky bit her lip and looked a bit like a kicked puppy, yes they had indeed been working rather hard to get her to think before she speaks. All that hard work for nothing...

Hey! Maybe they can help her keep this ruse up! Or at least provide some moral support! She grinned at them like a scheming maniac "I'll tell you.... If you say you'll help me." she clasped her hands together and gave them her best hopeful puppy eyes. Little something she picked up from Scott. "Pretty please?"

The three exchanged glances, it probably wasn't healthy to condone this kind of behavior from their energetic, eager, electric friend. But friends were friends. Regardless of crazy plots. And besides, who could say no to a Scott-inspired puppy face?

Oz was the first to crack, they gave her a nod, Brian sighed "Okay Stitchy, what do we have to do?"

With that we were back to scheming maniac. Grinning like the cat that got the cream (probably not the best metaphore at the moment since Valerie was only one table over), Vicky took a deep breath and started telling them about what happened earlier.

"Okay so Damien caught me doodling.... Stuff.... About him and Liam and then he started shouting because Damien, and so Liam came over and saw my sketch and then I came up with bullshit about how yaoi is an amazing art form-"

Oz nearly choked.

"-and right when I thought I was mince meat Liam jumped in and started adding even more bullshit and then he called me sensei and asked me tot each him yaoi so then I said yes and now I'm stressed because there's nothing to teach because yaoi has no rules-"

She gasped for breath and then continued like the proffesional motormouth she was

"-but then I realized that maybe I can sort of seduce him into being my date for prom because I always end up going by myself to school dances since you guys always either stay home or find dates so now will you pretty pretty please help me out since this could also be my one true shot at happiness?!"

With a look, all of them sighed and nodded.

Things would likely only go down hill from here.