A Month of Miami, Not A Month Off

25: Bye Bye Miami

Today was the last day the writers of the Alan Brady show were going to be in Miami because Alan has closed his Miami special.

Right now, everyone was in the kitchen not appearing as happy as usual.

" Man, I don't wanna leave Miami! I like it here!" Buddy complained.

" Aw Buddy, we don't want you to leave either," Rose replied.

" Buddy, you'll come home to your wife!" Rob told him.

" You're saying that like it's a good thing like you always do?" Buddy asked annoyed.

" Well yes, of course! It's a great thing to come home to your spouse!" Rob exclaimed.

" Rob is right, Buddy! I wish I came home to a spouse, but I come home to a large empty apartment and a cat," Sally added.

" Well, thanks for the breakfast Rose! I did not wanna have to buy something from the airport," Rob told Rose.

" Yeah, thank you and Sophia for the meals you've been cooking us this past month! Now, I can do I better job facing my wife's cooking!" Buddy added.

" Thank you, Buddy," Rose chuckled.

" Thanks to all of you four for letting us stay when Mel forgot to get us a hotel room," Sally said.

" Well, you're welcome to come here anytime!" Blanche exclaimed.

" And Blanche, I'm glad we made up when we needed to," Sally added.

" Aw Sally, that's so sweet of you to say," Blanche replied giving her a hug.

" Well, have a great flight back to New York and we will see each other sometime soon," Dorothy told them.

" We really should see each other again! This time, I'll bring Laura," Rob replied.

" And I'll bring my cat," Sally added.

" And my dog Larry," Buddy also added.

" Hey no! It's going to be my turn to bring an animal to Miami! You already had your turn," Sally complained.

" Guys, I'm sure Mel and Alan are waiting for us. We really should get going and thanks to all of you for letting us stay," Rob said.

" Well, no problem Rob," Sophia replied walking the writers out the door.

" Sophia, when I said all of us including my wife will come again soon, I really mean it. We will," Rob said.

" Oh don't worry! I know you will," Sophia told him waving bye to the writers as they were leaving and Sophia closed the door looking a little gloomy.

Just then, Blanche came into the living room.

" Sophia? Honey? Are you alright?" Blanche asked.

" Why would you ask a question like that?" Sophia replied in annoyance.

" Well, I'm just concerned for you honey," Blanche told her.

" If you really want me to answer, no! I'm not okay! They left the house not even a minute ago and I already miss Buddy," Sophia exclaimed sitting on the couch.

Blanche then sat next to her.

" Aw Sophia, Dorothy was telling me you had a crush on Buddy. Don't worry, I will miss him too. I will also miss Sally. When we first met, things didn't go so well for us. Then, once we made up and got to know each other, she ended up being my best friend. She is somebody I could go out and meet men with," Blanche explained wrapping her arm around Sophia's shoulder.

" Actually, I will miss everyone," Rose said coming in the living room.

" Rose? How did you hear our conversation?" Blanche asked.

" These walls are not soundproof," Rose replied.

" So you don't know one writer that you're going to miss?" Sophia asked.

" No! I mean, I will miss sleeping with a writer," Rose said.

" Rose, Sally is not your girlfriend," Blanche told her.

" I know that, Blanche! I meant that I would miss having a sleepover with a writer like how I would miss having a sleepover with a best friend," Rose explained.

" Blanche, you took that the wrong way," Sophia told Blanche.

At the airport.....

" Please Sal? Sit next to me on the plane?" Buddy begged.

Buddy was begging Sally to sit next to him on the plane because there was no way Buddy and Mel would sit next to each other, Alan was out of the question, and he already sat next to Rob when they were arriving to Miami.

" Buddy, the last time I slept with you, you were being very noisy," Sally reminded him.

" Sal, I'm married! Plus, I'm not even going to be asleep on the plane! I'll be reading a book!" Buddy exclaimed.

Sally gave in.

" Alright, you can sit next to me on the plane," Sally replied.

The writers, Mel, and Alan were called to get on the plane and sat where they planned on sitting and the flight started.

Buddy grabbed some cheese from his book bag and started munching on the cheese. It took a while for Sally to notice how bad it smelled because she fell asleep on Buddy's shoulder blade.

After taking a few bites from the cheese, Sally woke up and noticed the smell.

" Buddy, either you haven't showered for two days or what you're eating stinks," Sally whispered.

" Well, I've showered last night! I'm not going home to my wife smelling bad! Maybe that bad smell is from Rob," Buddy told her.

" I know that's not Rob!" Sally exclaimed.

" Well, I don't smell anything," Buddy said.

" Hey Rob!" Sally called.

Rob looked up from his book to see who was calling his name and noticed Sally was doing so.

" Yeah, what's up Sal?" Rob asked.

" Do you smell anything funny?" she asked in reponse.

Rob then sniffed around the plane.

" Believe it or not, I do! It smells like cheese!" Rob exclaimed.

" Why does everybody smell cheese?" Mel asked.

" You smell it too?" Sally asked.

" Yes I do and it stinks!" Mel replied.

" Wanna know who else stinks? You and your hair! What am I saying? You don't have any hair!" Buddy exclaimed laughing. He kept laughing until he noticed everybody on the plane was staring at him.

At the house in Miami.....

The girls were just sitting around in the living room watching some TV.

" You know girls, I think we should let the writers stay here again sometime," Rose suggested.

" That is actually a really good idea, Rose!" Dorothy exclaimed.

" Well when?" Blanche asked.

" Maybe we can invite them when they're done with the season of the Alan Brady show. Rob was telling me that after they were back to New York, they were going to finish off the season next week," Dorothy explained.

" I'll write them a letter," Rose said.

Rose got some paper, a pen, and some envelopes and started writing her letters. As she was done, she found out where the writers lived and she somehow got in their houses/apartments and put the letters on the coffee table.

- I can't believe it! Tomorrow I will be updating the last chapter of this book!! It's crazy to tell you the truth! Also rip to xxxTentacion! He was too young to die so enjoy life while you have it! Anyways that's it for now and I hope you have a wonderful morning/day/night and peace out my poodles!
                                             -DCPOODLEXX