Beauty is the Bitch (Revised Version-SOON)

Chapter 1

“If you don't like me for being me... Well, get a map, drive a car; go to hell, and take care!”

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•BEAUTY•

TAAS-noo akong naglalakad sa hallway ng school. Wearing my designers outfit, I walk gracefully as if I'm the QUEEN of the world. Well yeah, bitch! I am the QUEEN and whoever blocks my way, will end up suffering for the rest of his/her living days.

I was born with glitters in my vein, and a silver spoon in my mouth. I was born with beauty that could lure all men and drool over me, and keep girls eyes full of envy.

I was born to slay!

I always love this morning scene. Everyone looks at me with their envious eyes. Some likes me, and I know, some don't. But what the f*ck I care? Alam ko namang kahit anong hatred ang meron sila, hindi nila ma-i-aalis ang fact na mas MAGANDA ako, mas MAYAMAN ako at mas MAKAPANGYARIHAN ako.

Ako lang ang nag-iisang REYNA sa paaralang ito. I am Beauty Nicole Buenavista, ang nag-iisang DIYOSA. Ayoko sa mga taong kalahi ni BARBIE at lalong-lalo na yung mga galing CHINA. They were like polution, kailangan mo lang silang linisin nang mawala sila sa iyong paningin.

Dumiretso ako sa grand door ng Uni. Napataas ang kilay ko nang nakatunganga lang ang guard sa harapan ko.

"My gosh! Sobrang ganda ko na ba talaga kaya wala ka nang kurap-kurap na nakatunganga lang sa akin?" I paused with fierce. "Open that f*cking door, now!" Utos ko na nagpabalik sa huwisyo niya. Am I that enchanting? Bwiset! Agang-aga pinapainit agad ang ulo ko.

Dali-dali nitong binuksan ang door. "Are you new here?" I suddenly asked him.

"O-opo ma'am." Alanganing sagot niya na hindi tumitingin sa akin.

"Then, you're fired!" I said then left him dumbfounded. Mukhang hindi pa yata nag-sink in sa utak niya ang sinabi ko. Tss. Bobo!

Wala akong pakialam kung mawalan siya ng trabaho. Ayoko sa mga taong pagong kung magtrabaho. It's his fault dahil umagang-umaga, pinapainit na agad ang ulo ko.

 

 
I was heading to the East Building nang may dalawang pamilyar na HAYOP ang bumungad sa akin. The scene was so gross. It's as if sila lang ang dalawang HAYOP dito sa hallway. I wouldn't dare to treat them as TAO. Like duh! They weren't humans in the first place. Isang COBRA at isang URANGUTAN. Perfect partner, aren't they?

"Will you please get a room?" Hindi na napigilang bulalas ko dahil hindi talaga kaaya-aya ang scene ng dalawang 'to. They were making out, for pete's sake! So gross! "Yung para sa HAYOP ha? Sa pagkakaalam ko kasi, bawal ang nga HAYOP dito sa school KO."  Dugtong ko pa na ikinagulat nilang dalawa.

"Beauty Nicole? Oh, hi! I never saw you coming!" Kontodong ngiti na hinarap niya ako. I know she's doing this purposely. Knowing her? Tss.

"Oh please, cut the crap! Don't give me that damn tone." I rolled my eyes but she keeps on smiling like an idiot. Tss.

"Are you still... Bitter?" She asked me out of nowhere. And suddenly, I laugh.

"Bitter? Me? Do you think I do?" I laugh again which lead her smile fades away. "Do you really think that I'm kinda bitter looking at you and your monkey making out in front of me? Oh dear, sorry to set your hope's high but I'm not. You see? You're just a second rate, trying hard copy monkey!"

Umigkas bigla ang kamay niya para sampalin ako, pero nauna nang dumapo ang bagong KASAL kong SAMPAL sa kanya.

"Walanghiya ka! Bakit mo ako sinampal?" Sigaw niya habang hawak-hawak ang magkabilang pisngi niyang kakasampal ko pa lang. She looks horibble.

"Do you think I'm stupid? Kung hindi kita sinampal, malamang ako ang nasampal mo? Bobo ka ba? Anong akala mo sa'ken? Ipapalapat ko yang filthy hands mo sa maganda kong pagmumukha?" I laugh again and again. "Bobo ka nga. Pagong ka kasi kung kumilos. Ayan tuloy, naunahan kita. You look horrible dear. Try to look yourself in the mirror. You look tarsier do exist here in MY school."

Dali-dali naman niyang kinuha ang compact mirror niya saka tinignan ang sarili mula doon. She then look at me na parang gusto niya akong patayin.

"Oh, uto-uto ka naman? Psh. Madami pa ba kayo d'on? Paki-impake na nga nang maitapon na kayo sa Mars."

"Bitch" She growled. Sinugod niya ako ngunit umatras lang ako.

"Stop it, Niana!" Finally, the monkey spokes up.

"But babe!" Reklamo niya habang parang tanga na nagpapa-cute sa unggoy niyang boyfriend.

"Pft. Bagay pala kayo, no?" I blurted all of a sudden.

She fiercely look at me. Bigla siyang ngumiti na parang nakarinig nang musika mula sa bibig ko.

"Of course! Ngayon mo lang na-realize?" She then flipped her hair. Ang sarap hilahin ng buhok niya. Ang trying hard, eh. "Hindi naman kasi siya pumapatol sa mga low standards diyan sa tabi-tabi."

Tumango ako. I laugh with class. "I agree. Bagay nga kayo! Isang AHAS." I pointed her out. "At isang UNGGOY!" Then pointed her boyfriend. "A good ANIMAL relationship." Nakarinig ako ng tawa mula sa paligid. Ang dami nga palang nanonood sa amin ngayon.

"Bitch!" Umigkas na naman ang kamay niya para sampalin ako ngunit hinawakan nang unggoy ang kamay niya.

"Don't stoop down to her level. She's crazy." Sabi nito na nagpatawa na naman sa akin.

"Yeah. We're not on the same level, dear. DYOSA kasi ako, at HAYOP naman kayo. Ang layo di ba?" Nakakatuwa talaga ang pagmumukha niya. Handang-handa na talaga siyang patayin ako, eh. "Did I heard it right? You claim yourself with high standards since your guy doesn't fit with those low standard girls? Oh dear, to tell you frankly, I've got higher heels than your so-called standard." I flipped my hair and left them. Nag-flying kiss pa ako sa kanila bago umalis.

Stop bitching around when you can't even bitch out with me.

 

Well.
 
 

Beauty Nicole Buenavista won again.
 

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Ate Elle's note:
~Chapter 1, done! Huwaahhh! I finally republished this story! Thank you bb girl nerdypeculiar. You helped me out! Thank you for your effort screenshoting the chapters of this story. Though, iniba ko yung mga scene. More bitchier, more excitement. Thank you din sa mga nag-cheer-up sa akin nung na-delete yung main account ko. You know who you are. I may not get my works back but hindi iyon magiging dahilan para mag-stop ako sa pagsusulat, lalo na sa pag-eedit ng book covers.

P.S.
I really love Beauty that's why ni-repub ko siya. I love her bitchiness from the start of the story. Hope to gain more readers.

Enjoy! 💕