Girl: Do you still need help sewing ? I can come over on Sunday.
Mom: No - I urinated my pants today.
Mom: I urinated my pants.
Girl: I heard you. Why?? Are you okay?
Mom: I am trying to say un hemmed! I did not pee myself!
Girl: Lol I was worried for a sec.
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HumorI DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE I JUST FOUND THEM ON THE INTERNET!!! SO DON'T HARASS ME ON THAT! A GENRAL WARING TO ALL THE HATERS OF FUNNYNESS AND AWESOMENESS STAY OFF! I ALSO DON'T APPRECATE GRAMMER POLICE OR PEOPLE GIVING ME "CONSTRUCTIVE CRITASISEM"...
